ACTIVE DUTY SOLDIER, RECLASSING TO BECOME A RANGER MEDIC

[rgrpuck]

You know something, skyshark, you little faggot... I bet you feel big talking all this shit behind that monitor... tell your momma she can spit my kids out now... Ban me I really don't give a fuck....

You sorry mutherfucker I am pretty possitive that you being banned is a forgone conclution. It is something that will happen with much more certainty than you EVER getting a TAB bitch.

[Nomad]

Hey shithead,

Who you calling shithead?

Probably not a fellow Ragnar

[rgrpuck]

I was rather looking forward to another banning

There's hope yet.

Heathen ... Brother, I gotta disagree with you this time. He aint worth the fucking effort.

[Nomad]

You sorry mutherfucker I am pretty possitive that you being banned is a forgone conclution. It is something that will happen with much more certainty than you EVER getting a TAB bitch.

Yup, Food911, you are fucked!

[rgrpuck]

This little fucking SPC, meat rocket .... oatmeal makeing,little bitch has had more chances then any 88N I have ever seen.


Jim even took time out to try to steer him in to the light. FUCK HIM. CUT sling.

[wellfed]

Is it safe to come back in? What did I miss? Vee, where's the doritos?

[Silverback]

Right on!

[Kilted Heathen]

Ban him.

[VAK]

Busboy, busboy, busboy... What in God's name happened to you? Did you choke on one of your patients pecker? Did it make you dizzy? Certainly there must be some reasoning for this obvious transgression of our rules... And I know you wouldn't throw it all away trying to be a smartass when you have to know your mere dietary wit is no match for us. Wipe off your chin, it will be ok. I think we can walk you through this.

Now, first thing you have to do is realize your place in the world. See first there's pond slime, frog shit, amoeba cum, cockroach ass and somewhere in there you fit in. Then there's SkyShark. See SkyShark is a member of our community and although he isn't a member of the inner sanctum we still are somewhat protective of our Bro's... Consider it. Dietary Aide-Fucking Busboy v. Paratrooper.... Busboy... Paratrooper. Who do you think is going to be picked up on the food chain busboy? Wait, I will give you a minute to wipe the goo from your eye's, I know those patients aren't very considerate when they shoot. Better? Now, what did you come up with there busboy?

OK, I thought you'd kind of see it. I know it was difficult, not that we don't appreciate you cleaning up after us. Hell, we do. We all need a bitch. We like having someone cook and clean for us. Typically, we'd rather it be someone with you know breasts and a vagina. OH, what's that? You are a vagina? No, that doesn't count. Being a vagina and having a vagina are two distinctly different things. Maybe when SkyShark oor one of the other guys, get's off your Momma, she can explain it to you but I don't have time just now. Now busboy simply try apoligizing for yyour transgressions and see if you can make some kind of pennance. No, no get up. No one here likes those things from you. That only works with the other busboy's. That goes back to the whole vagina thing.

Good luck.

[wellfed]

rgrpuck, you need to take your finger out of your eye, It will help you type a little better..(not being critical..just an observation) Any chow in here? Is the kitchen open?

[rgrpuck]

Busboy, busboy, busboy... What in God's name happened to you? Did you choke on one of your patients pecker? Did it make you dizzy? Certainly there must be some reasoning for this obvious transgression of our rules... And I know you wouldn't throw it all away trying to be a smartass when you have to know your mere dietary wit is no match for us. Wipe off your chin, it will be ok. I think we can walk you through this.

Now, first thing you have to do is realize your place in the world. See first there's pond slime, frog shit, amoeba cum, cockroach ass and somewhere in there you fit in. Then there's SkyShark. See SkyShark is a member of our community and although he isn't a member of the inner sanctum we still are somewhat protective of our Bro's... Consider it. Dietary Aide-Fucking Busboy v. Paratrooper.... Busboy... Paratrooper. Who do you think is going to be picked up on the food chain busboy? Wait, I will give you a minute to wipe the goo from your eye's, I know those patients aren't very considerate when they shoot. Better? Now, what did you come up with there busboy?

OK, I thought you'd kind of see it. I know it was difficult, not that we don't appreciate you cleaning up after us. Hell, we do. We all need a bitch. We like having someone cook and clean for us. Typically, we'd rather it be someone with you know breasts and a vagina. OH, what's that? You are a vagina? No, that doesn't count. Being a vagina and having a vagina are two distinctly different things. Maybe when SkyShark oor one of the other guys, get's off your Momma, she can explain it to you but I don't have time just now. Now busboy simply try apoligizing for yyour transgressions and see if you can make some kind of pennance. No, no get up. No one here likes those things from you. That only works with the other busboy's. That goes back to the whole vagina thing.

Good luck.

Is it me ? or did everyone imagine a "Mr. Rogers" voice when they read that.

Jim another classic.

[Silverback]

I like his new user name...it's calming and professional. His title isn't bad either!

[Kilted Heathen]

Fuck this mental pygmy.

[Nomad]

TACP, as soon as I get back, I am sending you that little thing we spoke about right to your house. You are on a roll Brother....we should create a masterful-post forum to keep these timepieces just for future laughs Bro