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Darksaga
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BadMuther wrote:
Darksaga wrote:
BadMuther wrote:Are you all fucking retarded, or just retarded?????
If they all were from North Carolina then they would just be brain dead.
I'm from California shitstain.

I guess we could all suck each other's cocks in between smoking joints and drinking latte's-but then we'd be from Colorado......
:lol:

We call them the Nor Cal transplants. They tend to congregate in Boulder and hold rally's supporting the bastard Ward Churchill.
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Post by Looon »

BadMuther wrote:
Darksaga wrote:
BadMuther wrote:Are you all fucking retarded, or just retarded?????
If they all were from North Carolina then they would just be brain dead.
I'm from California shitstain.

I guess we could all suck each other's cocks in between smoking joints and drinking latte's-but then we'd be from Colorado......
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Warriorwife »

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Darksaga
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SO if your palying doctor while carving a pumpkin could you go to jail for performing a lobotomy without anesthetic and for practicing without a license? :?
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

"Welcome Back, Kotter" is a pretty funny show.
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Darksaga
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The Dem's are claiming momentum... :roll:
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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Post by Sixxr »

If you have abs or traction control, it doesnt matter when your driving a 400hp rwd car on ice...
If your not confused then your not paying attention.

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Post by Bravo57 »

I like corn.
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In 5 seconds, now will be then.
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BS502 wrote:It's never too early for a bloody mary.
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Post by MrsDocMac »

When you wake up in the morning, the sleep in your eyes is actually dust mite poop, there are approximately 3 million dustmites living in the average queen sized mattress, and 25% of the average 1 year old pillow is dust mite and dust mite poop. :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'm going to go take a nap.....
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

MrsDocMac wrote:When you wake up in the morning, the sleep in your eyes is actually dust mite poop, there are approximately 3 million dustmites living in the average queen sized mattress, and 25% of the average 1 year old pillow is dust mite and dust mite poop. :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'm going to go take a nap.....
Well, that explains the taste in my mouth.
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