"Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep."
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma."
"If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody."
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Okay.certiorari wrote:happy gilmore. too easy!
"Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?"
"This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there."
"Aloha, Mr. Hand."
"Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Learning about Cuba, and having some food."
"What are you, people? On dope?"
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With my left hand and the internet, anyone's my girlfriend.
"We must remember that one man is much the same as another,
and he is best who is trained in the severest school." -Thucydidies
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With my left hand and the internet, anyone's my girlfriend.
"We must remember that one man is much the same as another,
and he is best who is trained in the severest school." -Thucydidies
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"Do you smell burning feathers?"
"Beavers and Ducks!"
"You're gonna rob the bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, draw on 'em?"
"May I please go back to prison?"
"I don't know. Kate's a special lady."
"Kate is an iceburg waiting for the Titanic!"
"Kate, you should choose. What's it gonna be? Mr. Action Figure Hero Guy? Or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I could name. So in other words: me or THAT guy?"
"Yeah, good lookin', or itchy."
"Beavers and Ducks!"
"You're gonna rob the bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, draw on 'em?"
"May I please go back to prison?"
"I don't know. Kate's a special lady."
"Kate is an iceburg waiting for the Titanic!"
"Kate, you should choose. What's it gonna be? Mr. Action Figure Hero Guy? Or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I could name. So in other words: me or THAT guy?"
"Yeah, good lookin', or itchy."
USAFA-CAP
SWR-TX-441
With my left hand and the internet, anyone's my girlfriend.
"We must remember that one man is much the same as another,
and he is best who is trained in the severest school." -Thucydidies
SWR-TX-441
With my left hand and the internet, anyone's my girlfriend.
"We must remember that one man is much the same as another,
and he is best who is trained in the severest school." -Thucydidies
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