Riddle me this:

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 15th, 2005, 1:02 pm

Ok Towedjumper...since you answered you have to cough one up!

Towedjmpr · Post by **Towedjmpr** » July 15th, 2005, 1:10 pm

Not my style.

I just answer and run.

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 15th, 2005, 1:15 pm

....not gonna comment....

Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 15th, 2005, 1:26 pm

Cuz it would be a foot if it was 12 in.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 15th, 2005, 1:36 pm

What object has keys but opens no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 15th, 2005, 2:07 pm

BigSis61502 wrote:A keyboard

Correct, You're up. :D

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 15th, 2005, 2:28 pm

BigSis61502 wrote:Ok you...

What has a bed but never sleeps, runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, and has a head but cannot see?

A river!

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 15th, 2005, 2:29 pm

I'm French, I'm Italian, I'm English, I'm Dutch. Some love me dearly. Some slight me too much. I often die young, though I live through the ages. But no queen is attended by so many pages. What am I?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 15th, 2005, 2:40 pm

:D A book.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 15th, 2005, 2:47 pm

I'm perfect and golden if left alone.
A single word destroys me--I'm suddenly gone.
What am I?

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 15th, 2005, 3:39 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:I'm perfect and golden if left alone.
A single word destroys me--I'm suddenly gone.
What am I?

A virgin :D

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » July 15th, 2005, 5:08 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:I'm perfect and golden if left alone.
A single word destroys me--I'm suddenly gone.
What am I?

It's a beer!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 15th, 2005, 5:22 pm

RTO wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:I'm perfect and golden if left alone.
A single word destroys me--I'm suddenly gone.
What am I?
A virgin :D

Ranger RTO, interesting answer, but not correct. :D