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Command and staff sucks!!!!!!
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My foot hurts.
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42L5V wrote:
cams wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:Why is it that people loose their fucking minds around General officers ?
Sarnt Major, why are they referred to as "General officers" and not just "Generals"?

Seriously, I hear that term a lot and never understood it.

We don't say "Captain officers" or "Lt. officers". :?
You're right, but we do say Junior Officers, Field Grade Officers and General Officers to distinguish the differences. Just like we have Junior Enlisted, NCOs and Senior NCOs. The USMC calls E-7 and above "Staff NCO" and the Navy call them "Chiefs".
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Ever take a moment and notice all the stupid people around you and all you can say is Damn.
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Darksaga wrote:Ever take a moment and notice all the stupid people around you and all you can say is Damn.
I heard a "lady" at a table next to me tonight utter the phrase:

"She ain't knowed that." :?
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BS502 wrote:
swagger wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Ever take a moment and notice all the stupid people around you and all you can say is Damn.
I heard a "lady" at a table next to me tonight utter the phrase:

"She ain't knowed that." :?
:shock: Jesus Christ. You in Alabama, Ranger swagger? :lol:
And more importantly, was 'She' referring to herself in the 3rd or another woman?
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I'm such a looser; it's 2030 on Friday and instead of going out I'm at home half watching Dr. Who and half cruising ArmyRanger.com.
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Teufelhunde wrote:USMC E-6 (SSgt) and above are Staff-NCOs.
Thanks for squaring me away, Devil Dog. I'm pretty much done with push-ups, but I'll do a few curls for you. :lol:
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swagger wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Ever take a moment and notice all the stupid people around you and all you can say is Damn.
I heard a "lady" at a table next to me tonight utter the phrase:

"She ain't knowed that." :?
At least her friends 'Shebe' and 'Webe' and 'Yoube' din't AXE you inythang! :shock:
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In extreme, absolutely have to stay awake situations ........


a little pinch of copenhagen up your nose goes a real, real, real long way !

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Cliv03 wrote:I've gotta quit forcing out farts :shock: :x :x
Why are they poseing as farts while you crap your pants ?
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