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Thank God we finally got a little bit of rain today. It's not anywhere near enough but every little bit helps.
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Cliv03 wrote:Today I walked by the mirror, and I actually thought I saw God....but it was my reflection. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Were you "poseing" ?
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rgrpuck wrote:
Cliv03 wrote:Today I walked by the mirror, and I actually thought I saw God....but it was my reflection. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Were you "poseing" ?
DAMN!,
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I heard their poser hunters are some bad boys, lightning bolts and some other heavy stuff.
Pastor's going to chew your ass if it don't get hit first.
What is the probability of a first round lightning strike??? Is it like an AC-130??? :wink:
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Today at work I realize that the following has happened.

I’m the only guy in the office with 5 women.

1) 26 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Not bad)
2) 29 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Good looker)
3) 23 years old wearing tight jeans and her belly button out. (Great looker)
4) 30 years old wearing jeans and her belly button out. (Good looker)
5) 32 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Not bad)

I think they did it on purpose! Number 3 could have anything she wants and she knows it. By the way she’s the sister of number 2.

The thoughts: Why me? OR Thank God it’s me. OR Shoot me first. OR Life couldn’t get more confusing.
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Chiron wrote:Today at work I realize that the following has happened.

I’m the only guy in the office with 5 women.

1) 26 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Not bad)
2) 29 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Good looker)
3) 23 years old wearing tight jeans and her belly button out. (Great looker)
4) 30 years old wearing jeans and her belly button out. (Good looker)
5) 32 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Not bad)

I think they did it on purpose! Number 3 could have anything she wants and she knows it. By the way she’s the sister of number 2.

The thoughts: Why me? OR Thank God it’s me. OR Shoot me first. OR Life couldn’t get more confusing.
More like "He's old and poses no threat"
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Silverback wrote:
Chiron wrote:Today at work I realize that the following has happened.

I’m the only guy in the office with 5 women.

1) 26 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Not bad)
2) 29 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Good looker)
3) 23 years old wearing tight jeans and her belly button out. (Great looker)
4) 30 years old wearing jeans and her belly button out. (Good looker)
5) 32 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Not bad)

I think they did it on purpose! Number 3 could have anything she wants and she knows it. By the way she’s the sister of number 2.

The thoughts: Why me? OR Thank God it’s me. OR Shoot me first. OR Life couldn’t get more confusing.
More like "He's old and poses no threat"
Old and married with child... Ah youth... At least I work within the smell of fresh flowers in the spring. What the f**k is wrong with me?
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Chiron wrote:Today at work I realize that the following has happened.

I’m the only guy in the office with 5 women.

1) 26 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Not bad)
2) 29 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Good looker)
3) 23 years old wearing tight jeans and her belly button out. (Great looker)
4) 30 years old wearing jeans and her belly button out. (Good looker)
5) 32 years old wearing cotton white pants with a dark string. (Not bad)

I think they did it on purpose! Number 3 could have anything she wants and she knows it. By the way she’s the sister of number 2.

The thoughts: Why me? OR Thank God it’s me. OR Shoot me first. OR Life couldn’t get more confusing.
This post is useless without pics.

Chris, put the bottle down, it's the same fucking girl but the more you drink she keeps getting older.
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