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and Vee.....have you confessed to Lawdog your addictions to uppers, downers, Pot, Crack, Meth, little boys, little girls, sheep, and house pets?
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Spartan wrote: Cool. Thanks. I'll keep you posted.
I'll be sure and get you a key to the V-Rod! I know where it's kept. :twisted:
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Abell9 wrote:and Vee.....have you confessed to Lawdog your addictions to uppers, downers, Pot, Crack, Meth, little boys, little girls, sheep, and house pets?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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V-Rod wrote: We actually are looking at buying the bar my wife manages :twisted:

That won't help my sobriety much :shock:
You serious? Fuck, I'll be in the bottle with you.
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Post by Vee »

Abell9 wrote:and Vee.....have you confessed to Lawdog your addictions to uppers, downers, Pot, Crack, Meth, little boys, little girls, sheep, and house pets?
Killing house pets maybe........

Yer a bastard not a pastor
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Post by Vee »

lawdog wrote:
V-Rod wrote: We actually are looking at buying the bar my wife manages :twisted:

That won't help my sobriety much :shock:
You serious? Fuck, I'll be in the bottle with you.
Yes I'm serious....but it's a secret.

OOPS
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

V-Rod wrote:
Abell9 wrote:and Vee.....have you confessed to Lawdog your addictions to uppers, downers, Pot, Crack, Meth, little boys, little girls, sheep, and house pets?[/quote
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Killing house pets maybe........

Yer a bastard not a pastor
Boy, now THAT hurt. :roll:
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Post by Vee »

Abell9 wrote:Boy, now THAT hurt. :roll:
Damn. He busted out the bold face type.....

I'm goin to hell fer sure now.
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Post by straightshooter »

V-Rod wrote:
Abell9 wrote: Occasion????? Like when he gets up, brushes his teeth with Gin, boy's never sober. Why you think he's in a dryout facility of the VA? Calling him a drunk is like calling Luna a boy lover....it just doesnt do reality justice. He redefines the whole term. :lol:
I thought the Listerine bottle would hide it :oops:

Hey! I'm a "fun" drunk though....not a "mean" drunk :?

Well.....until I get into the tequila..... :evil:
Oh Yeah...What about Vodjunka :twisted:
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Post by Vee »

straightshooter wrote:
V-Rod wrote:
Abell9 wrote: Occasion????? Like when he gets up, brushes his teeth with Gin, boy's never sober. Why you think he's in a dryout facility of the VA? Calling him a drunk is like calling Luna a boy lover....it just doesnt do reality justice. He redefines the whole term. :lol:
I thought the Listerine bottle would hide it :oops:

Hey! I'm a "fun" drunk though....not a "mean" drunk :?

Well.....until I get into the tequila..... :evil:
Oh Yeah...What about Vodjunka :twisted:
Personally, I think Vodjunka makes me a "fun" drunk........
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IS Vodjunka a Wyoming thang> Never heard of it.
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Post by straightshooter »

Oh man, It's knickname is the Wyoming leg spreader... :lol: :lol: Although I can't say that personally..per say :oops: You take Everclear and dump a bunch of sugar cloves and cinnamin in it and cook it on the range....(very combustible...so be careful!!) Can't give up the entire recipe though, you have to come to Wyoming for that. Kicks your butt, LET ME TELL YA! :wink:
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Post by Vee »

Abell9 wrote:IS Vodjunka a Wyoming thang> Never heard of it.
It's a Polish thing......

Lawdawg......how do you spell that shit?

It's a cinnamonny, Everclear drink that fucks people up BAD :shock:

Just makes me horny :roll:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

V-Rod wrote:
Abell9 wrote:IS Vodjunka a Wyoming thang> Never heard of it.
It's a Polish thing......

Lawdawg......how do you spell that shit?

It's a cinnamonny, Everclear drink that fucks people up BAD :shock:

Just makes me horny :roll:

Im sure glad I now know that... :lol:
Since I am bringing my son, Ill stay away from it ...oh, mabe a shot two but not enough to make me spread my legs.
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Post by lawdog »

The correct spelling in USA is Verchervoka. In the Czech Republic it is produced and spelled Berchervoka. Pronounced (Va-Jun-Ka). You will see it marketed in about 1 year. Me and my brothers are going to go into production. It is totally kick ass stuff. No bite but will knock you on your ass if you're not careful. Pastor, you'll like it trust me.
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