DoorGunner wrote:My dear that should do it.straightshooter wrote:Geez...Rangers, I thought that ya' all had already seen these pics.![]()
Doorgunner, to answer the following:
Okay SS! We must ask some questions prior to going any further. By the by, Great legs..................
Were any of your prior boyfriends Rangers and Cowboys?
Just Ranger?
Just Cowboy?
Oldest you have dated as a boyfriend?
These are very important questions.
My Ranger exhusband was from Tennessee definately a country boy, but not a cowboy. He was 2 years older. The cowboys I have dated wouldn't make good rangers(I think theyv'e been bucked off a time or two too many hehehe
) So, Just Ranger, Just Cowboy.
The oldest that I have dated was my latest husband Mike, he is 53 (yes 20 years older) Dawson (the one that caused this thread..the outfitter, guide) is 25, The youngest has been since I left my exhusband, he was 23. So age doesn't mean much to me. The cowboy that I just quit dating is 35, two years older. What matters is personality really, I want a totally compatible person, if one ever were to exist, no settling this time...settling is what has led to divorceOh and getting used as a punching bag
Another story that aint worth tellin'
So...DR.....DoorGunner...Is there hope for me??
Any other details you would like to know just ask, I would love to share insight
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I know this may come as a great surprise to most of the crew on this site up to and including Ranger h8train. I'm soeey I have to deal this stunning blow to many here but here is my feeling on your situation.
Get rid of the Cowboys, they will ride any good looking mare that comes to town.
Rangers, although these boys are my heros young and old, you've had your falling out with one.
Now what you need is a man that handles a machine like a women. Soft and easy, keep the tail straight capable of using his hands and feet and whatever in a syncronized fashion.
He must be able to read the dials, talk sweetly, fondle the controls when needed. His engine runs at constant high speed but is adjusted by the variable piitch of his mate. He's straight ahead or if need be will give you the ride of your life, twisted and turnin, up and down, holy shit I'm getting vertigo writing this or was I looking at you legs again.
Must always be ready to fly high, land softly and be able to auto rotate when his love is reaching her stall.
He can be in and out in an emergency or cruise for hours at end.
Okay here goes. YOU NEED TO DATE AN AVIATOR!!!!!!!
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STEP AWAY FROM THE HELOCOPTER!!!!!!!



