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DoorGunner wrote:
straightshooter wrote:Geez...Rangers, I thought that ya' all had already seen these pics. :oops:

Doorgunner, to answer the following:

Okay SS! We must ask some questions prior to going any further. By the by, Great legs..................
Were any of your prior boyfriends Rangers and Cowboys?
Just Ranger?
Just Cowboy?
Oldest you have dated as a boyfriend?
These are very important questions.
My Ranger exhusband was from Tennessee definately a country boy, but not a cowboy. He was 2 years older. The cowboys I have dated wouldn't make good rangers :twisted: (I think theyv'e been bucked off a time or two too many hehehe :lol: ) So, Just Ranger, Just Cowboy.
The oldest that I have dated was my latest husband Mike, he is 53 (yes 20 years older) Dawson (the one that caused this thread..the outfitter, guide) is 25, The youngest has been since I left my exhusband, he was 23. So age doesn't mean much to me. The cowboy that I just quit dating is 35, two years older. What matters is personality really, I want a totally compatible person, if one ever were to exist, no settling this time...settling is what has led to divorce :roll: Oh and getting used as a punching bag :roll: Another story that aint worth tellin' :roll: So...DR.....DoorGunner...Is there hope for me?? :twisted: Any other details you would like to know just ask, I would love to share insight :twisted:
My dear that should do it. :lol:
I know this may come as a great surprise to most of the crew on this site up to and including Ranger h8train. I'm soeey I have to deal this stunning blow to many here but here is my feeling on your situation.
Get rid of the Cowboys, they will ride any good looking mare that comes to town.
Rangers, although these boys are my heros young and old, you've had your falling out with one.
Now what you need is a man that handles a machine like a women. Soft and easy, keep the tail straight capable of using his hands and feet and whatever in a syncronized fashion.
He must be able to read the dials, talk sweetly, fondle the controls when needed. His engine runs at constant high speed but is adjusted by the variable piitch of his mate. He's straight ahead or if need be will give you the ride of your life, twisted and turnin, up and down, holy shit I'm getting vertigo writing this or was I looking at you legs again.
Must always be ready to fly high, land softly and be able to auto rotate when his love is reaching her stall.
He can be in and out in an emergency or cruise for hours at end.

Okay here goes. YOU NEED TO DATE AN AVIATOR!!!!!!! :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

STEP AWAY FROM THE HELOCOPTER!!!!!!!
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Post by Bell »

hehehehhe, he just crashed and burned. See SS? What happens when ya go too high. You fall.

Rangers will run ya ragged but if they drop ya it ain't so far you can't bounce back. Bwaaahahahhahahhaaa.

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Post by straightshooter »

:shock: :twisted: :twisted: I can honestly say I haven't ever dated an aviator. :twisted: Interesting..... :twisted: Is that how some girls join the mile hi club? :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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DoorGunner wrote:
straightshooter wrote::shock: :twisted: :twisted: I can honestly say I haven't ever dated an aviator. :twisted: Interesting..... :twisted: Is that how some girls join the mile hi club? :twisted: :lol: :lol:
Well then, there ya go! Just an option. Uh, mile high club not a bad thing. If ya want wild, try tree top and I don't mean in them. :twisted: Nothing more stimulating. :roll: By the way, aviators are always adjusting the trim, it keeps us flying straight! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Parabellum »

V-Rod wrote:You two are acting like shameless hussies :roll:

Think of it...

Rangers. Just throwing themselves at a woman like that :wink:
Yeah just like when you always through yourself at men. :lol: :wink:
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Post by Vee »

h8train1/75 wrote:
Yeah just like when you always through yourself at men. :lol: :wink:
I don't have much luck with them either.

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Post by Parabellum »

DoorGunner wrote:
straightshooter wrote:Geez...Rangers, I thought that ya' all had already seen these pics. :oops:

Doorgunner, to answer the following:

Okay SS! We must ask some questions prior to going any further. By the by, Great legs..................
Were any of your prior boyfriends Rangers and Cowboys?
Just Ranger?
Just Cowboy?
Oldest you have dated as a boyfriend?
These are very important questions.
My Ranger exhusband was from Tennessee definately a country boy, but not a cowboy. He was 2 years older. The cowboys I have dated wouldn't make good rangers :twisted: (I think theyv'e been bucked off a time or two too many hehehe :lol: ) So, Just Ranger, Just Cowboy.
The oldest that I have dated was my latest husband Mike, he is 53 (yes 20 years older) Dawson (the one that caused this thread..the outfitter, guide) is 25, The youngest has been since I left my exhusband, he was 23. So age doesn't mean much to me. The cowboy that I just quit dating is 35, two years older. What matters is personality really, I want a totally compatible person, if one ever were to exist, no settling this time...settling is what has led to divorce :roll: Oh and getting used as a punching bag :roll: Another story that aint worth tellin' :roll: So...DR.....DoorGunner...Is there hope for me?? :twisted: Any other details you would like to know just ask, I would love to share insight :twisted:
My dear that should do it. :lol:
I know this may come as a great surprise to most of the crew on this site up to and including Ranger h8train. I'm sorry I have to deal this stunning blow to many here but here is my feeling on your situation.
Get rid of the Cowboys, they will ride any good looking mare that comes to town. They always traveling.
Rangers, although these boys are my heros young and old, you've had your falling out with one and you know their lechurous bastads ( that's the way we spell it in Boston) at times..
Now what you need is a man that handles a machine like a women. Soft and easy, keep the tail straight capable of using his hands and feet and whatever in a syncronized fashion.
He must be able to read the dials, talk sweetly, fondle the controls when needed. His engine runs at constant high speed but is adjusted by the variable piitch of his mate. He's straight ahead or if need be will give you the ride of your life, twisted and turnin, up and down, holy shit I'm getting vertigo writing this or was I looking at you legs again.
Must always be ready to fly high, land softly and be able to auto rotate when his love is reaching her stall.
He can be in and out in an emergency or cruise for hours at end.
He always comes back!

Okay here goes. YOU NEED TO DATE AN AVIATOR!!!!!!! :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:oops: Sorry brothers...he is kind of crazy...I am truely at a loss for words. :shock: :lol:
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Post by Parabellum »

V-Rod wrote:
h8train1/75 wrote:
Yeah just like when you always through yourself at men. :lol: :wink:
I don't have much luck with them either.

It ain't easy being an ugly three-toed sloth.
:lol:
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."

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Post by RideGrrl »

H8train1/75 wrote:
DoorGunner wrote:
Okay here goes. YOU NEED TO DATE AN AVIATOR!!!!!!! :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:oops: Sorry brothers...he is kind of crazy...I am truely at a loss for words. :shock: :lol:
Hehe. My dad was a flight instructor and some of his students... whew! It wasn't the altitude that made a girl light headed. ;) Go DG! :lol:

Aww Hate, is yer dad embarrassin' ya? ;) :lol:
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Post by jakeshoe »

Ah,
The Blasphemy, where is the Pastor when you need him.

A fuckin' aviator?

We'll let it slide this time if it's OK with GRITS and the Pastor...
considering your contributions to the Ranger community and your service to our Great country. :)

What about an ex-Ranger, potential aviator?

Nah,
better not,
my wife wouldn't like it..

always something...
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Post by Steadfast »

DoorGunner wrote:
straightshooter wrote::shock: :twisted: :twisted: I can honestly say I haven't ever dated an aviator. :twisted: Interesting..... :twisted: Is that how some girls join the mile hi club? :twisted: :lol: :lol:
Well then, there ya go! Just an option. Uh, mile high club not a bad thing. If ya want wild, try tree top and I don't mean in them. :twisted: Nothing more stimulating. :roll: By the way, aviators are always adjusting the trim, it keeps us flying straight! :lol:

DoorGunner, Are you gona make that trip with me to the west coast. Straightshooter has invited me to stay with her and her brother on our way through. So I gotta ask Straightshooter, Can I bring a friend, meaning DoorGunner with me? Below is you invitation to me. You can recall it at any time since I wish to bring a friend, a Ranger parent named DoorGunner:
straightshooter wrote:
straightshooter wrote:Here is a picture of my barn that I lease (I live in an apartment above this) And here is a picture of me on one of my young mares that I have started. It was taken after work today. I will try to get someone to post it for me.
:wink: I will also get some shots to put on here of the Wyoming landscape, it is truly beautiful here. Thanks Rgr V-Rod, The pics are of the view where I live, that's what I have to wake up to every morning. Elk come down to water from that small mtn. There are turkey, grouse, pheasant, deer and elk and trout in the stream. I LOVE IT!


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Ranger Steadfast....do you think you can find it by these pictures on your way thru???? I don't have a 2nd bedroom anymore but I do have a hideaway couch if you are coming thru like Ranger V-Rod said. IF YOU ARE A GENTLEMEN :twisted: I will even take you fishin in the creek by the house...if you want :twisted: :wink:
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Post by LowCrawler »

As a 15yr old heterosexual male, i gotta say that i am dissapointed in the lack of "artistic" pictures.........
DANG!
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