Good, grab them... Pull them over your head and smother yourself.jewell wrote:Kilted Heathen wrote:jewell wrote:
D'oh! Wow, Ranger Puck, if I had a dick, I'd be tripping on it right now.
You've tripped over your piss flaps.
How's that for gender-neutral.
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It has a ring to it.
Healthy Dose of Restraint
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"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
You haven't learned how to properly address a "Ranger" yet have you??jewell wrote:Kilted Heathen wrote:jewell wrote:
D'oh! Wow, Ranger Puck, if I had a dick, I'd be tripping on it right now.
You've tripped over your piss flaps.
How's that for gender-neutral.
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It has a ring to it.

GO READ THE FUCKING FAQ's!!

The search button is "YOUR FRIEND"!!:roll:
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You are expected to address the members of the board properly.jewell wrote:Kilted Heathen wrote:jewell wrote:
D'oh! Wow, Ranger Puck, if I had a dick, I'd be tripping on it right now.
You've tripped over your piss flaps.
How's that for gender-neutral.
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It has a ring to it.
This is not arrogance but a reminder to continue leading the way.
You expect to be saluted one day, we expect you to address Rangers properly.
If you don't like it go back to your own site and finish crying about how you can't fucking hump your own ruck.
You have nothing to offer us.
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"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"
The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
RS 12-91
RI 4RTB 92-94
H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-
"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"
The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
usaftacp wrote:Good, grab them... Pull them over your head and smother yourself.jewell wrote:Kilted Heathen wrote:jewell wrote:
D'oh! Wow, Ranger Puck, if I had a dick, I'd be tripping on it right now.
You've tripped over your piss flaps.
How's that for gender-neutral.
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It has a ring to it.





"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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centermass wrote:jewell wrote:D'oh! :( Wow, Ranger Puck, if I had a dick, I'd be tripping on it right now.jewell wrote:I think I'm gonna like it here.
rgrpuck wrote:Yeah, but at this rate, for how long ?.
Let me clue her in how long:
Seems you just may have grown one and are in fact, tromping all over it right now with your garanimal slippers.
Not to mention the balls now attached to it that have you thoroughly confused between your contradictory topic of "A Healthy Dose of Restraint" vs "I have no common sense, give me a swift kick in the rear on outta here".
Suggest you think about that long and hard Miss "wannabesapperslaphappy" before you post another disrespectful comment to a MAN who's BTDT.
Some people are idiots (there's a whole long list for you to examine on this forum....just look for the ones with at least 3 pages who were here before you) to learn from. I hope, for your sake, you don't fall into that category.
How long you stick around here and make it, lies squarely on your shoulders alone.
You'd better start listening, learning and reading in order to educate yourself the right way unless you're into forcefeedings at dinner time
It's quite obvious by now to not only myself, but my esteemed colleagues as well that you've worn out your welcome here. Members here have tried to help you out, but an overdose of Midol and Extreme Makeover would both be a waste of time and modern science.
It is in those respects, I now withdraw my welcome. And with that,
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YESTERDAY, TODAY AND TOMORROW and just get the FUCK OUT.
And yeah, that was the "nice version'.

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Remember, always be yourself....unless you're Batman. In that case, be Batman.
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