Random thought of the moment.

Military Humor. Laugh at me. Laugh at you. Laugh at them.

Moderator: Site Admin

Post Reply
Darksaga
Soldier
Posts: 1264
Joined: June 30th, 2005, 9:16 am

Post by Darksaga »

Taking pride in being able to train to standard has got to be the biggest fucking joke of all time.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
User avatar
Slowpoke
Ranger/Moderator
Posts: 7786
Joined: September 14th, 2003, 9:50 pm

Post by Slowpoke »

If you microwave a kitten for four minutes, they really stink!
I never wore a cape, but I still have my dog tags.

Experienced Peek Freak!!

173rd Abn LRRP...'66/'67
C/1/506 101st Abn
B/2/325 82nd Abn
Rangerguru
Ranger
Posts: 3046
Joined: November 30th, 2006, 12:32 pm

Post by Rangerguru »

Slowpoke wrote:If you microwave a kitten for four minutes, they really stink!
you should have gone 30 seconds longer, they explode.
Ranger Class 3/96
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present


Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
Black 6
Ranger
Posts: 2619
Joined: May 26th, 2005, 12:02 pm

Post by Black 6 »

Did someone mention Guinness?
2/75 Blacksheep 92-93, 1/9 93-94
1759 society member

"You will know me by the scars I bear.
You will know me by the hate I swear."-OTEP

01010011 01110000 01100001 01110010 01110100 01100001 01101110 00101111 01001000 01100101 01110010 01101111 00101110
289sotherhalf
Supreme Goddess of Drive On/Moderator
Posts: 6922
Joined: April 6th, 2005, 12:39 pm

Post by 289sotherhalf »

Dewars White Label and Cinnamon rolls.................does a body good! :D
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
MrsDocMac

Post by MrsDocMac »

Image
User avatar
bulldogg
Tadpole
Posts: 226
Joined: February 12th, 2007, 5:18 am

Post by bulldogg »

Image
USA/87-89/91A
USAR/91-93/91E
INARNG/93-95/44B
"Aut viam inveniam aut faciam"
Ranger175csar
Ranger
Posts: 1758
Joined: June 23rd, 2004, 7:45 pm

Post by Ranger175csar »

Why the fuck are there not any more NEW pictures of neked chics in here from GSXR???
Collins

1/75 HHC 94-96 S-4
RIP CLASS 7-94

Fuck em if they cant take a joke.....
RTO
BANNED
Posts: 9104
Joined: April 28th, 2005, 12:34 pm

Post by RTO »

Why do we ask why so much in this thread? Why are about 90% of the posts in this thread questions, instead of statements or comments?
ANGRYCivilian
Tadpole
Posts: 2143
Joined: July 16th, 2004, 9:02 am

Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Why was it hot as fuck, Saturday afternoon?
St Barbara's Bastards
82C1P

"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
Ranger Ron
Ranger/LRRP/Admin
Posts: 8312
Joined: June 22nd, 2006, 8:47 am

Post by Ranger Ron »

ANGRYCivilian wrote:Why was it hot as fuck, Saturday afternoon?
Al Gore was out and about!
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
- Shakespeare

RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave

RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID

Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
http://www.ranger.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 3537
Post Reply

Return to “Good Humor Popsicle Zone”