Jenny Lynn wrote:Howdy all, I couldn't help but reply with a "Polish women and food definitely rock!" comment Sorry to have been a stranger and Hope all is well, Jenny
No need to be sorry, everybody likes a little strange.
Fucking classic.
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Never a good idea to drink a bottle of JD single barrel with your dad and then have a serious conversation on your view of the world and humanity with your liberal wife. No drunk sex for me...
RMP-RLTW wrote:Never a good idea to drink a bottle of JD single barrel with your dad and then have a serious conversation on your view of the world and humanity with your liberal wife. No drunk sex for me...
Ryan
RLTW!
I told my father I was going to stay in the Army-- he said it was the most stupid thing I ever did.
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Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
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You know what goes a long way towards the possibility of drunk sex? Not wasting your time posting a play-by-play of the stalk on the interwebs....
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
RangerX wrote:You know what goes a long way towards the possibility of drunk sex? Not wasting your time posting a play-by-play of the stalk on the interwebs....
No stalk needed. She was as angry, drunk and apparently horny as I was.
I never would have married a liberal if she wasn't so nasty in the bed room.
So my 9 year old Autistic son is standing in the bathroom staring in the shitter (clean) laughing like a fool.
My wife says "Hey, maybe he'll be a SEAL one day."
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Towedjmpr wrote:So my 9 year old Autistic son is standing in the bathroom staring in the shitter (clean) laughing like a fool.
My wife says "Hey, maybe he'll be a SEAL one day."
I just sprained something..
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Just to add to it, she said she thought he was staring at the mirror.
:grin:
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Towedjmpr wrote:Just to add to it, she said she thought he was staring at the mirror.
:grin:
needs more hair gel
HHC 1/75 mtrs Apr 2000- dec 2003
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
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