Movie Quotes

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » August 18th, 2006, 1:39 pm

This ain't actually a "quote" but its one memorable scene from the movie Patton.

Patton: What's the matter with you?

Soldier Who Gets Slapped: Well, I... I guess I... I can't take it anymore.

Patton: What did you say?

Soldier Who Gets Slapped: It's my nerves, sir. I... I just can't stand the shelling anymore.

Patton: Your *nerves*!?! Well, hell, you're nothing but a God-damned coward.

[Soldier start sniveling]

Patton: Shut up!
[Slaps him, once forehanded, then backhanded on the rebound]

Patton: I'm not going to have a man sitting here *crying*! In front of these brave men who have been wounded in battle!

[Soldier snivels some more, and Patton swings a vicious forehand slap, knocking his helmet away]

Patton: *Shut up!*

[to the doctors]
Patton: Don't admit this yellow bastard. There's nothing wrong with him. I won't have a man who's just afraid to fight *stinking up this place of honor!* You will get him back up to the front.

[to soldier]
Patton: You're going back to the front, boy. You may get shot, and you may get killed, but you're going back to the fighting. Either that, or I'll stand you up before a firing squad. Why, I ought to shoot you right now, you......
[pulls his service automatic. At that, the doctors leap forward and hustle the soldier out of the tent. Patton keeps shouting at the soldier's back]

Patton: God-damned bastard! Get him out of here! Take him back to the *front! You hear me? You God-damned coward!*
[Takes deep breath]

Patton: I won't have cowards in my army.

Ranger Bill · Post by **Ranger Bill** » August 18th, 2006, 2:50 pm

borebrush wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:"maybe we can make deal with guy in the tank"

" what kinda deal?"

" you know ....a deal deal .....maybe the guy is a republican..."
Tank

Kelly's Heroes.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 18th, 2006, 3:14 pm

Ranger Bill wrote:
borebrush wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:"maybe we can make deal with guy in the tank"

" what kinda deal?"

" you know ....a deal deal .....maybe the guy is a republican..."
Tank
Kelly's Heroes.

Yes I believe it was Don Rickles that said it. Greta Movie. Donald Suthereland was fucking great in that flick!! He was Great in M*A*S*H as well.

BruteForce · Post by **BruteForce** » August 18th, 2006, 4:18 pm

Invictus wrote:

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town
What's this from? I remember it, just not the movie.

I'll give you two more clues:

1) "Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me..."

2) "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that? "

Looon · Post by **Looon** » August 18th, 2006, 4:24 pm

utahlanman wrote:
Invictus wrote:

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town
What's this from? I remember it, just not the movie.
I'll give you two more clues:

1) "Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me..."

2) "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that? "

GODDAMMIT, Its about the Necronomicon book! Legion of Dead?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 18th, 2006, 5:13 pm

"When he opened the fourth seal, the fourth beast said, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death and Hell followed with him."

BruteForce · Post by **BruteForce** » August 18th, 2006, 9:08 pm

"[/quote]GODDAMMIT, Its about the Necronomicon book! Legion of Dead?[/quote]

Army of Darkness..One of my all-time favorite flicks!

Scoty · Post by **Scoty** » August 18th, 2006, 9:39 pm

rgrpuck wrote:" I am Jaun Sanchez Rio Lobos Ramerez ...chief metalurgist to the king of spain ....and I am at your service..."

"who?"

Sean Connery / The Highlander - "There can be only one!"

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » August 18th, 2006, 10:21 pm

"try not suck any dick on the way through the parking lot".......