Random thought of the moment.

[C-MAC]

What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! Money talks I guess.

"She ain't"? Damn, who is then?

Oh and by the way. Ugliest girl you ever hit? C'mon every guy who has;
a- Been in the service
b- Been drunk

Has at least one.

[rgrokelley]

What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! Money talks I guess.

"She ain't"? Damn, who is then?

Oh and by the way. Ugliest girl you ever hit? C'mon every guy who has;
a- Been in the service
b- Been drunk

Has at least one.

Hell no! Every single one that I have been with, while drunk, has been a 10! Hell, some where an 11, depending on the amount of alcohol.

[mortar_guy78]

What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! Money talks I guess.

"She ain't"? Damn, who is then?

Oh and by the way. Ugliest girl you ever hit? C'mon every guy who has;
a- Been in the service
b- Been drunk

Has at least one.

Hell no! Every single one that I have been with, while drunk, has been a 10! Hell, some where an 11, depending on the amount of alcohol.

C'mon, man. You're honestly gonna tell us you never jumped on the grenade? If not, you're a buddy fucker.

Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.

[merlyn]

With his daddy's criminal record, he will be blend in very well.
Who knows, their ties could go farther back than just a wedding.

[C-MAC]

Hell no! Every single one that I have been with, while drunk, has been a 10! Hell, some where an 11, depending on the amount of alcohol.

C'mon, man. You're honestly gonna tell us you never jumped on the grenade? If not, you're a buddy fucker.

Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.

Ok so Go Army- right? Was in Southern England once, Bristol, right by where the IRA C4'd (or was it Semtex?) that hotel. Army got what looked liked Miss England- only if Air Force would have drinks with her friend, Ms. Purina Dog Chow. Nice girl, but white as Casper and probably the closest thing to a living Mona Lisa. I still suffer from PTUG some days- it just never went away.

[RangerX]

If you like side boob, do NOT click this link.

[Slowpoke]

Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth?

[mortar_guy78]

How the fuck did that housepig get elected to the highest court in the land, with no judicial experience? Not to mention she abhors the military and has other beliefs that are slanted so left that even a V-8 couldn't straighten her out....

FUCK! Beyond politics, she is just hard on the eyes, or as my Gpa used to say, "That woman is homely as sin!"


November will be here soon...

"Uglier than homemade sin" was one of my favorites.

[Slowpoke]

How the fuck did that housepig get elected to the highest court in the land, with no judicial experience? Not to mention she abhors the military and has other beliefs that are slanted so left that even a V-8 couldn't straighten her out....

FUCK! Beyond politics, she is just hard on the eyes, or as my Gpa used to say, "That woman is homely as sin!"


November will be here soon...

"Uglier than homemade sin" was one of my favorites.

OR:
uglier than a mud fence.
so ugly they had to put a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

[rgrokelley]

English; A language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages, and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary

[cams]

Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth?

I just cook mine over fire. :?

[C-MAC]

Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth?

No, but take it a step further; whisk in a little garlic/onion powder and pepper. If you like the top slightly baked placed under a medium broiler for 2 minutes- or have I just gone way too far into mac -n- cheese land. :?