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But the Dos Equis Guy can speak Russian in French!!!!!
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Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.
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Odds that, at a minimum, Bill Clinton ogled at least one cocktail waitress at his daughters wedding reception? :o

Bet you won't see that exit question in any of the major newspapers.
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mortar_guy78 wrote:Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.
I always thought the ultimate cage match was Smokey the Bear versus the Exxon Tiger. Nothing says I love you better than gasoline and fire. :P
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Lunch wrote:
C-MAC wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.
I always thought the ultimate cage match was Smokey the Bear versus the Exxon Tiger. Nothing says I love you better than gasoline and fire. :P
BTW, remember to say happy 67th birthday to Smokey on August 9th.
I won't even question how or why you knew that.

Birthday wishes, flame throwers and Mark 77 Mod-5's. :roll:
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Lunch wrote:Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :)
My brother did the same thing when he left the service. Said he was going to hang-out with Smokey and try talking to trees instead of wrapping them in det. cord. I thought he was nuts. But between that job and the Army, it really made him the solid person he is today.
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Lunch wrote:
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Lunch wrote:Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :)
My brother did the same thing when he left the service. Said he was going to hang-out with Smokey and try talking to trees instead of wrapping them in det. cord. I thought he was nuts. But between that job and the Army, it really made him the solid person he is today.
Demolitions are approved/recommended for fighting forest fires in declared Wilderness...whoda thought :shock: ?

And a few wraps of det cord/well situated charge is perfect for trees too dangerous for chainsaw work (not including the rocket-propelled chainsaws).
He actually left after serving several roles including LEO, Forester and another environmental role here in NY State. He spent a lot of time up in the Finger Lakes which I believe is our only National Forest. But the back and forth traveling was too much. He did however parlay that experience into a nice career. Like I said, guys like yourself, my brother and the others around here who give back in that way are what makes this country great.
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Now he's gonna have a HUGE head for a day. Great....
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Awesome quote Ranger Garyedolan. Thank you for sharing Sir.
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