Random thought of the moment.

[mortar_guy78]

WHY GOD!? WHY!?

Who the fuck gets a cold in July?

Apparently two of us.....

My condolances. There are few things more miserable than a summer cold.

[RangerX]

WHY GOD!? WHY!?

Who the fuck gets a cold in July?

Apparently two of us.....

My condolances. There are few things more miserable than a summer cold.

Catching it from your kids.....

Sick kids = stressed out wife = ain't nobody happy 'round here

[Jim]

Catching it from your kids.....

Sick kids = stressed out wife = ain't nobody happy 'round here

Insanity is hereditary -- you get it from your kids.

[garyedolan]

Great Movie Line:
Geoff (as played by Richard Carlson): "When a person dies and is buried, it seems there's certain voodoo priests who have the power to bring him back to life."
Mary (as played by Paulette Goddard): "How horrible."
Geoff (as played by Richard Carlson): : "It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes, walking around with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."
Larry (as played by Bob Hope): "You mean like democrats?"

[IEDmagnet]

Great Movie Line:
Geoff (as played by Richard Carlson): "When a person dies and is buried, it seems there's certain voodoo priests who have the power to bring him back to life."
Mary (as played by Paulette Goddard): "How horrible."
Geoff (as played by Richard Carlson): : "It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes, walking around with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."
Larry (as played by Bob Hope): "You mean like democrats?"

Classic!!!!

[RANGER513]

See a pic, great whites wont take em either

lard ass fishing.jpg

Al'right.....which one of you let NDog borrow the jet ski ???

[Baseplate]

When I die I want my tombstone to state "He loved titties" Since my wife won't go for this I will need one of you to chisel it on there after the funeral. I can put this in writing if needed

[garyedolan]

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

I wnat to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

[mortar_guy78]

When I die I want my tombstone to state "He loved titties" Since my wife won't go for this I will need one of you to chisel it on there after the funeral. I can put this in writing if needed

I got your back.

[merlyn]

While being in doubt and driking heavily, I asked myself
why does all the topping fall off my slice of pizza and all
I get is a mouth full of dough? I could probably use the
3 second rule, but the pitbulls are already lapping them
up. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[IEDmagnet]

"There is a difference between being crazy and insane.

For instance....a crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.

An insane person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo too, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time." George Carlin



Oh yeah, side note....I found out today that I am getting promoted at the PD, moved to day shift, and getting a 2011 Crown Vic. Life is good.

[mortar_guy78]

"There is a difference between being crazy and insane.

For instance....a crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.

An insane person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo too, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time." George Carlin



Oh yeah, side note....I found out today that I am getting promoted at the PD, moved to day shift, and getting a 2011 Crown Vic. Life is good.

Congrats, bro.

[IEDmagnet]

Congrats, bro.

Thanks brother.

[rgrokelley]

I'm on a small island, out here on the Outer Banks. Just watched a sunset while listening to the Best of the Eagles, drinking a bottle of muscadine wine. No other folks anywhere in sight. After dark the sky was lit up with God's own fireworks display as the lightning crashed around the open sea. No sound though, because it is so far away.

Life is good.