If this is a punishment for my misdemeanors than I must bow down before the great warriors known as Steadfast and Slowpoke and receive it. Edumacate me will ya? Before I explode!!!Steadfast wrote:Slowpoke, do you mean D' master bater? The one and only tongue lasher in her Glorius days, LazyDiva? A sister of the ya ya? Her mouth was once legendary. She is known for her expert manulipations for man's enjoyment.Slowpoke wrote:Not a real snappy rejoinder there LD. It would seem that you're neither a Master Debater nor a Cunning Linguist. You're getting beat up, you better quit while you're behind.
If I may quote a famous General, Douglas Mac Arthur, "Old soldiers never die. They just fade away." So too go we, Slowpoke and I, straight to all the local houses of ill repute. Nothing like visiting a fair maiden and slipping under the covers with her and sharing with her our wealth of knowledge on pleasing women of all statesque and color.
Rangers-Eazy on the eyes, hard on the heart!
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"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" - Mae West
DSOTYR and keeper of obscure erotic knowledge.
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" - Mae West
DSOTYR and keeper of obscure erotic knowledge.
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straightshooter
- Tadpole
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- Joined: March 19th, 2004, 3:57 pm
I'm always game to learn new tricks
Never to old to learn...Speaking of age Rgr Flesh Thorn.... what does 37 yrs have to do with anything you only have 4 up on me! And yes I do take my vitamin C probably not the kind that you're thinkin' of, maybe that is what's wrong with me!!!! I am up for the challenge! I think that a rgr needs to put me in the front leanin' rest position and make me sweat it out!
Actually in all honesty, the Dr. told me that I have stress induced migraines
Can you believe it me??!!!???Stress induced migraines
I guess I know the cure for that any takers 
Actually in all honesty, the Dr. told me that I have stress induced migraines
55B, 1989-1992, Ft. Benning, GA. United States Army Marksmanship Team 1990-1992, International Pistol.
life is what you make of it
life is what you make of it
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Spartan
Ranger Spartan, do you remember asking to let you know when you confused your face with your ass? I'm letting you know.Spartan wrote:Actually it was only myself and RRDTm3 who had the balls to show any ass on this site, thus far anyway.ridegrrl wrote:Thanks you two.... naked asses eh? Man, I always miss the good stuff.
B Co 3/75
1989-1990
Just Cause Airlando Commando
1989-1990
Just Cause Airlando Commando