Rangers-Eazy on the eyes, hard on the heart!

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » April 10th, 2004, 4:26 pm

RGR Luna wrote:
BadMuther wrote:How did I miss all this????

SS, just come out and say it-you are looking for a Ranger love train, now aren't you?
I say.........I say..........I say.............pull your head out boy.

Sorry....I usually don't follow all your guys's dribble...being a Turd batter, I know that you don't like girls......

But I didn't realize that SS here was offering goods and services.....

and where is the wet tshirt pic???????????

lazydiva · Post by **lazydiva** » April 11th, 2004, 6:29 pm

Steadfast wrote: Notice to women on this site: take heed of Slowpoke's talent. No finer tongue west of the Rockies.

Sounds like you're talking from personal experience there, Rgr Steadfast.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » April 11th, 2004, 6:43 pm

BadMuther wrote:being a Turd batter, I know that you don't like girls......

Your right, I like WOMEN!!!!!

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » April 11th, 2004, 6:47 pm

lazydiva wrote:
Steadfast wrote: Notice to women on this site: take heed of Slowpoke's talent. No finer tongue west of the Rockies.
Sounds like you're talking from personal experience there, Rgr Steadfast.

Nahh, he's just seen me swat flies when I'm hungry for a snack.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » April 11th, 2004, 8:27 pm

lazydiva wrote:
Steadfast wrote: Notice to women on this site: take heed of Slowpoke's talent. No finer tongue west of the Rockies.
Sounds like you're talking from personal experience there, Rgr Steadfast.

I guess LazyDiva, I am going to take your advice and not argue with an idiot.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » April 11th, 2004, 9:43 pm

A young writer friend of mine, name of Sam Clemens, once said, "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it irritates the pig."

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » April 12th, 2004, 3:39 pm

Hey There!!! I needed a little R & R! I am back now to take the heat! (As long as it makes me perspire and you all sweat!) So, Ranger BadMuther...looking for a wet t-shirt pic are you??? You like your women wet and slippery...all shiny from being oiled up and down? Or do you like them straight out of the water wet??
You know summer is coming and I'm sure all those beautiful women out in Cali (Texas and Nevada)are probably putting on one hell uva show already! Getting you a little horned out is it??? Honestly, I love for a man to come up behind me and frisk me like I'm about to be handcuffed from behind, but I don't get into the love Train thing I like to please one man at a time giving him my total attention. And Rgr Abell, Are you telling me that you're boat has sunk???? They make viagra for that

(just kiddin) I personally have never had a problem getting a man up for the occassion so to speak. When Kim says it's playtime...guess what

Playtime it is!

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » April 13th, 2004, 4:47 am

Well straightshooter, I am always ready, but I am not sure if you could hang with this 37 year old hillbilly. Have you been taking your vitamins ? It sounds like you need some vitamin C....

lazydiva · Post by **lazydiva** » April 13th, 2004, 6:34 am

Steadfast wrote:
lazydiva wrote:
Steadfast wrote: Notice to women on this site: take heed of Slowpoke's talent. No finer tongue west of the Rockies.
Sounds like you're talking from personal experience there, Rgr Steadfast.
I guess LazyDiva, I am going to take your advice and not argue with an idiot.

Nice come-back...wipe it off your chin.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » April 13th, 2004, 6:59 am

lazydiva wrote:
Steadfast wrote:
lazydiva wrote: Sounds like you're talking from personal experience there, Rgr Steadfast.
I guess LazyDiva, I am going to take your advice and not argue with an idiot.
Nice come-back...wipe it off your chin.

Nag, nag, nag. dang Lazy Diva if you would just keep your eyes closed and your mouth open I wouldn't get hit with back splat.

lazydiva · Post by **lazydiva** » April 13th, 2004, 8:18 am

Steadfast wrote:
lazydiva wrote:
Steadfast wrote: I guess LazyDiva, I am going to take your advice and not argue with an idiot.
Nice come-back...wipe it off your chin.
Nag, nag, nag. dang Lazy Diva if you would just keep your eyes closed and your mouth open I wouldn't get hit with back splat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...love you too Rgr Steadslow.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » April 13th, 2004, 9:02 am

Not a real snappy rejoinder there LD. It would seem that you're neither a Master Debater nor a Cunning Linguist. You're getting beat up, you better quit while you're behind.

lazydiva · Post by **lazydiva** » April 13th, 2004, 10:03 am

many apologies. I did not mean to offend. My apparent wit and sharp tongue are sometimes beyond my control. Forgive me.

Your most humble and obedient servant,

LD

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » April 13th, 2004, 11:19 am

Now that's a good girl!

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » April 13th, 2004, 11:32 am

Slowpoke wrote:Not a real snappy rejoinder there LD. It would seem that you're neither a Master Debater nor a Cunning Linguist. You're getting beat up, you better quit while you're behind.

Slowpoke, do you mean D' master bater? The one and only tongue lasher in her Glorius days, LazyDiva? A sister of the ya ya? Her mouth was once legendary. She is known for her expert manulipations for man's enjoyment.

If I may quote a famous General, Douglas Mac Arthur, "Old soldiers never die. They just fade away." So too go we, Slowpoke and I, straight to all the local houses of ill repute. Nothing like visiting a fair maiden and slipping under the covers with her and sharing with her our wealth of knowledge on pleasing women of all statesque and color.