Rangers-Eazy on the eyes, hard on the heart!

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » April 9th, 2004, 1:19 pm

I have been feeling under the weather and am need of someone to play doctor and take my temp. Ant takers?

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » April 9th, 2004, 2:41 pm

See...I'm in a delerious state! I must have an infucktion

Looon · Post by **Looon** » April 9th, 2004, 4:08 pm

straightshooter wrote:I have been feeling under the weather and am need of someone to play doctor and take my temp. Ant takers?

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » April 9th, 2004, 5:52 pm

Rgr Luna.....You naughty, naughty thang you!

But you know something like that could hurt a girl like me! It's not always about the size of that boat baby, it's all about the motion of that ocean.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » April 9th, 2004, 6:37 pm

GRITS didn't reward me with a large schlong, but I can turn a dime over in the bottom of a quart milk carton with my tongue. And it's VERY temperature sensitive. I am at your disposal young lady.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » April 9th, 2004, 6:46 pm

Slowpoke wrote:GRITS didn't reward me with a large schlong, but I can turn a dime over in the bottom of a quart milk carton with my tongue. And it's VERY temperature sensitive. I am at your disposal young lady.

Guess that's why they call you guys S-LRRPS.

RLTW
EP

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » April 10th, 2004, 2:38 pm

I'm hung like a churchmouse

....but to quote one of my NCOIC's...."you may have a little dick but with 200 pounds of pile driving ass you are bound to hit bottom sooner or later."

Looon · Post by **Looon** » April 10th, 2004, 2:40 pm

straightshooter wrote:Rgr Luna.....You naughty, naughty thang you! But you know something like that could hurt a girl like me! It's not always about the size of that boat baby, it's all about the motion of that ocean.

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » April 10th, 2004, 2:42 pm

straightshooter wrote:Rgr Luna.....You naughty, naughty thang you! But you know something like that could hurt a girl like me! It's not always about the size of that boat baby, it's all about the motion of that ocean.

Yea OK, but Ive been on the ocean and when you have a tiny ass little boat...the waves and motion just dont matter when the little boat is sitten on the bottom dead.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » April 10th, 2004, 2:43 pm

Abell9 wrote:
straightshooter wrote:Rgr Luna.....You naughty, naughty thang you! But you know something like that could hurt a girl like me! It's not always about the size of that boat baby, it's all about the motion of that ocean.
Yea OK, but Ive been on the ocean and when you have a tiny ass little boat...the waves and motion just dont matter when the little boat is sitten on the bottom dead.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » April 10th, 2004, 2:54 pm

When I was but a young lad of 16 I used to get my haircut from an elderly barber. The man was 70 years old and also took book. He was always spouting things or words of wisdom. One such saying of his, "If you are too old to fuck 'em, then suck 'em." So even if your 'ahem member falls off, you can achieve Slowpoke's level of advancement with a few tongue excercises. I see Slowpoke is way ahead of me with his talented tongue. Able to flip a coin in the bottom of a milk quart bottle reachin' in from the top is definitely a top rated and talented tongue. He's my hero too.

Notice to women on this site: take heed of Slowpoke's talent. No finer tongue west of the Rockies.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » April 10th, 2004, 4:05 pm

How did I miss all this????

SS, just come out and say it-you are looking for a Ranger love train, now aren't you?

Looon · Post by **Looon** » April 10th, 2004, 4:08 pm

BadMuther wrote:How did I miss all this????

SS, just come out and say it-you are looking for a Ranger love train, now aren't you?

I say.........I say..........I say.............pull your head out boy.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » April 10th, 2004, 4:22 pm

Even if you're too old to cut the mustard.....You can still lick the jar!