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Unpacking fucking sucks
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People who drink strawberry milkshakes in January ....................

and then don't finish them all .........

and then roll down thier window in broad daylight and chuck them out at 60+ M.P.H.............

with a FRESHLY washed FULLY marked patrol car directly behind them.......

are stupid. :shock:
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RANGER513 wrote:People who drink strawberry milkshakes in January ....................

and then don't finish them all .........

and then roll down thier window in broad daylight and chuck them out at 60+ M.P.H.............

with a FRESHLY washed FULLY marked patrol car directly behind them.......

are stupid. :shock:

Does that still = $150?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oto-Man wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:People who drink strawberry milkshakes in January ....................

and then don't finish them all .........

and then roll down thier window in broad daylight and chuck them out at 60+ M.P.H.............

with a FRESHLY washed FULLY marked patrol car directly behind them.......

are stupid. :shock:

Does that still = $150?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wasn't my car !

I was standing at the gas pumps when my buddy pulls in with fresh strawberry milkshake dripping off his light bar !!!!

:lol:

I think the guy got off light with only $ 124 certificate of achievement in his pocket.
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From my ten year old daughter:

"my friend tried to choke me, and I laughed...because I laugh at pain"
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I have now started an campaign of BioWarfare against my boss. When ever she come sin the office moody, pissed off and just being a pain in the ass woman I go and take a shit in the bathroom next to her office. After I am done I leave the door open. She then sprays her airfreashener and sneezes fro the next 30 or 45 minutes
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Baseplate wrote:I have now started an campaign of BioWarfare against my boss. When ever she come sin the office moody, pissed off and just being a pain in the ass woman I go and take a shit in the bathroom next to her office. After I am done I leave the door open. She then sprays her airfreashener and sneezes fro the next 30 or 45 minutes

Classic !!!

Been eating MRE's prior to going to work ????? :lol:
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Met a Pearl Harbor survivor today. He is possibly the most insane person I have ever met. And not in a good way. He writes letters to Obama because he thinks all of the doctors in our area are trying to kill him
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Lack of planning on someone's part constituted an emergency on my part, time to go home before
I bite someone's head off...... I'd like to keep getting a paycheck for now.
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Jenny Lynn wrote:Lack of planning on someone's part constituted an emergency on my part, time to go home before
I bite someone's head off...... I'd like to keep getting a paycheck for now.

Giver!!! Stop that shit...new job time...

Piss Poor Planning is what gets people killed when its important...she wont respect you anymore ore less for the CYA that you performed...it didn't count...but good on you for going the extra mile Jenny!!! FWIW...
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colt1rgr wrote:If Obama enrolled at Occidental College as Barry Soetoro and received a grant as a "Foreign Aid Student" to attend college for free, was he lying "THEN" or is he lying "NOW?" :roll: :?
FALSE

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/bi ... dental.asp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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This statement is false.
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BS502 wrote:Silence is way underrated.

Word.
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