wtf?

dbap · Post by **dbap** » December 1st, 2005, 3:46 pm

There was a kid in my high school that liked to dress up in marine BDU's. I had just gotten back from basic and was finishing my senior year and proud as hell to be able to call myself a soldier. Then I see this guy and he looks jacked up, wrinkled uniform and boots that were dieing for some polish. I know that as a soldier I have committed to defend every civilian (despite how much I would like to help society some times) and there right to have their freedom, but for the love of god if your going to put on the uniform at least have it to standard!! Word got around that I was ready to rip him apart because of how he looked. He then started to wear it less and when he did clean it up.

Oh wells girl he was dating at the time is now dating a real solder. She's engaged to me.

Rock Island Ranger · December 1st, 2005, 4:02 pm

dbap wrote:Oh wells girl he was dating at the time is now dating a real solder. She's engaged to me.

So, is that a good thing or a bad thing? Want me to answer it for you?

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » December 1st, 2005, 5:10 pm

dbap wrote:There was a kid in my high school that liked to dress up in marine BDU's. I had just gotten back from basic and was finishing my senior year and proud as hell to be able to call myself a soldier. Then I see this guy and he looks jacked up, wrinkled uniform and boots that were dieing for some polish. I know that as a soldier I have committed to defend every civilian (despite how much I would like to help society some times) and there right to have their freedom, but for the love of god if your going to put on the uniform at least have it to standard!! Word got around that I was ready to rip him apart because of how he looked. He then started to wear it less and when he did clean it up.

Oh wells girl he was dating at the time is now dating a real solder. She's engaged to me.

Does he ever ask "How's my dick taste ? "

dbap · Post by **dbap** » December 1st, 2005, 5:36 pm

Silverback wrote:Does he ever ask "How's my dick taste ? "

Wouldn't know, I don't suck dick Ranger Silverback. :D

And Ranger Abell9 I am very happy to be with her. So its a good thing.

Rock Island Ranger · December 1st, 2005, 5:55 pm

dbap wrote:
Silverback wrote:Does he ever ask "How's my dick taste ? "
Wouldn't know, I don't suck dick Ranger Silverback. :D

Oh Lord....you DO have alot to learn....but...have a goodun.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » December 1st, 2005, 5:59 pm

Abell9 wrote:
dbap wrote:
Silverback wrote:Does he ever ask "How's my dick taste ? "
Wouldn't know, I don't suck dick Ranger Silverback. :D

Oh Lord....you DO have alot to learn....but...have a goodun.

Hahahahhaa......damn you are slow!

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » December 1st, 2005, 6:31 pm

Silverback wrote:
dbap wrote:There was a kid in my high school that liked to dress up in marine BDU's. I had just gotten back from basic and was finishing my senior year and proud as hell to be able to call myself a soldier. Then I see this guy and he looks jacked up, wrinkled uniform and boots that were dieing for some polish. I know that as a soldier I have committed to defend every civilian (despite how much I would like to help society some times) and there right to have their freedom, but for the love of god if your going to put on the uniform at least have it to standard!! Word got around that I was ready to rip him apart because of how he looked. He then started to wear it less and when he did clean it up.

Oh wells girl he was dating at the time is now dating a real solder. She's engaged to me.
Does he ever ask "How's my dick taste ? "

Yep ......OWNED

66G_RN · Post by **66G_RN** » December 1st, 2005, 6:42 pm

dbap wrote:
Silverback wrote:Does he ever ask "How's my dick taste ? "
Wouldn't know, I don't suck dick Ranger Silverback. :D

And Ranger Abell9 I am very happy to be with her. So its a good thing.

Glad to hear you are happy with your girl. :)

Our fine Army trained me to explain these things frankly so here goes...

Say your girl and the kid you went to HS engaged in sexual intercourse.

Now, you are with your girl and you are in engaged in cunnilingus- the HS kid's penis has been in her vagina before, hence the answer to Ranger Silverback's question.

Then again maybe you have not gone there yet and my anatomy lesson is a mute point. :?

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » December 1st, 2005, 6:47 pm

66G_RN wrote:
dbap wrote:
Silverback wrote:Does he ever ask "How's my dick taste ? "
Wouldn't know, I don't suck dick Ranger Silverback. :D

And Ranger Abell9 I am very happy to be with her. So its a good thing.

Glad to hear you are happy with your girl. :)

Our fine Army trained me to explain these things frankly so here goes...

Say your girl and the kid you went to HS engaged in sexual intercourse.

Now, you are with your girl and you are in engaged in cunnilingus- the HS kid's penis has been in her vagina before, hence the answer to Ranger Silverback's question.

Then again maybe you have not gone there yet and my anatomy lesson is a mute point. :?

BWHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » December 1st, 2005, 6:51 pm

66G_RN wrote:
dbap wrote:
Silverback wrote:Does he ever ask "How's my dick taste ? "
Wouldn't know, I don't suck dick Ranger Silverback. :D

And Ranger Abell9 I am very happy to be with her. So its a good thing.

Glad to hear you are happy with your girl. :)

Our fine Army trained me to explain these things frankly so here goes...

Say your girl and the kid you went to HS engaged in sexual intercourse.

Now, you are with your girl and you are in engaged in cunnilingus- the HS kid's penis has been in her vagina before, hence the answer to Ranger Silverback's question.

Then again maybe you have not gone there yet and my anatomy lesson is a mute point. :?

BwAhhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa

JarHedSolja · Post by **JarHedSolja** » December 1st, 2005, 7:27 pm

Almost as bad as my space between my EIB and the US ARMY tape.

Towedjmpr · Post by **Towedjmpr** » December 2nd, 2005, 8:39 am

hit_it · Post by **hit_it** » December 2nd, 2005, 8:40 am

JarHedSolja wrote:Almost as bad as my space between my EIB and the US ARMY tape.

No stud, he lapped your ass at the 1 mile point with this shit.....

By the way, It could also mean she was sucking HIS dick on a regular basis, and dbap like to tongue kiss alot....

Rock Island Ranger · December 2nd, 2005, 9:43 am

Oh I do love it when the book of lessons learned is read by the firelight and looks of

stare at you as you read.

Damn.....I love being a Ranger.