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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
RangerX wrote:Tapioca.
Crème brûlée ...
Burnt frog puddin'
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Porta-Potties smell better when they are frozen
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Thank God for the people with integrity who shine during moments of darkness, these individuals make it easier when life has us dealing with the dishonorable vermin.
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Bunny socks with pink noses.

There ya go, Cams. More pink. Pink is a happy color. Pink curtains, pink slippers with pink noses. And allow your imagination wander a bit. What else is pink my man? Uh Huh....there ya go...pink is good.
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Bunny socks with pink noses.

There ya go, Cams. More pink. Pink is a happy color. Pink curtains, pink slippers with pink noses. And allow your imagination wander a bit. What else is pink my man? Uh Huh....there ya go...pink is good.
Geez, Pastor. RIGHT to the bottom of the ditch again. Didn't even hardly come up for air. Shameful. 8) :lol:
Wuh? Ye vile smut minded wench viper. Go thee away, Temptrest. I speaketh of clean things, nice things, a happy place. A beach sunrise is pink. A babies skin is pink. Many things of decency are pink. What doith thou think of, woman?
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Fuck the WTB, especially Able Co at WRAMC.
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Bunny socks with pink noses.

There ya go, Cams. More pink. Pink is a happy color. Pink curtains, pink slippers with pink noses. And allow your imagination wander a bit. What else is pink my man? Uh Huh....there ya go...pink is good.

I'll be goddamned. They done brainwarshed the Padre.

Goddamn women fucking zombies gonna eat his brain. Poor Padre.

Pussy should be pink, if it goes bad, it gets all funky colored like that chic in Tillicum had that one time. Pretty gross. What were we talking about?
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Ranger Cams, wouldn't dream of eating his brain. But ... despite his advancing years ... Pastor's still got some fairly pink and tender bits that are kinda tasty. 8)


Lord Almighty I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Well, hell, someone's gotta love the old buzzard, might as well be you then.

Carry on Ma'am.
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cams wrote:
Carry on Ma'am.
in private if you please. now I gotta go rinse this puke outta my mouth.
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She's gotta be talking about the bunions on his feet..........right?

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I wonder why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT."
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I'll never look at a Dairy Queen sign the same again....
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When ya recieve a e-mail with a attachment, WHY does it say " Be cautious when opening attachment " if you do not know who sent it ??????? :shock:

What are ya suppose to do, seek cover and concealment, arm yourself with at least two firearms and put on some Kevlar prior to clicking on the open button !!!????? :shock:

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Zonk 1/75 wrote:Technically you can see your breath because of the non-linearity of the Clausius-Clapeyron relation.
Well then, it's really a matter of matter.
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