Random thought of the moment.

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 26th, 2009, 11:40 am

It's all fun & games until someone gets their eye poked out.

Boudicca · Post by **Boudicca** » October 26th, 2009, 12:30 pm

Mess with the bull you get the horns.... three bags full!!!!!

rgrwest · Post by **rgrwest** » October 26th, 2009, 1:12 pm

heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
Boudicca wrote:Mess with the bull you get the horns.... three bags full!!!!!

Sounds like a mixed metaphor to me. 'Course it ain't the horns I'm interested in ....

SO.................you are interested in the three full bags?

:?

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 26th, 2009, 1:25 pm

heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Ranger rgrwest, that would depend what they're full of ....

'Round here? Well, it still involves a bull.....

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 26th, 2009, 1:29 pm

heartoftexasarmymom wrote:So that's why y'all have those brown eyes ... yer so full of it! :D

And to think I actually put the hip waders away .....

My eyes are "steely grey". & hip waders won't cut it, you would need a dry suit to stay out of the bovine fecal cavalcade around here.

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 26th, 2009, 4:39 pm

heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
RangerX wrote:It's all fun & games until someone gets their eye poked out.

Ranger X, if that happens -- yer doin' it wrong. :D

Depends on where I am. Some places charge extra for that.....

Jenny Lynn · Post by **Jenny Lynn** » October 26th, 2009, 9:38 pm

heartoftexasarmymom wrote: OMG. How much more embarrassed can you get me? Alright, I'll ask. Just watch yerself there ... haven't been outta this damn ditch in weeks. No wonder I cough up mud every morning.

And the point is???

heartoftexasarmymom, A nice jeep with a good winch on the front of it always helps one to get out of the tight spots one may find themselves in. It's nice being able to pull anyone and anything out, gosh dang accountant sedan I have now is no good for doing that stuff

DrD · Post by **DrD** » October 27th, 2009, 5:56 am

heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
Pastor,

Ranger X makes lots of points ... however, I've yet to consider any of them to be authoritative or well-founded in reality ...

but rather depraved, debased, reprobate, degenerate, dissolute, profligate, licentious, lewd, and just plain evil ... but not da truth.

Bah... Right. Wrong. Evil. Pish posh. The guy has steely grey eyes. I don't think you can get hung up on details with a guy with pretty eyes.

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 27th, 2009, 6:00 am

heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Pastor,

Ranger X makes lots of points ... however, I've yet to consider any of them to be authoritative or well-founded in reality ...

but rather depraved, debased, reprobate, degenerate, dissolute, profligate, licentious, lewd, and just plain evil ... but not da truth.

I've found that reality & the truth often are often depraved, debased, reprobate, degenerate, dissolute, profligate, licentious, lewd, and just plain evil.

In addition, not only are my points authoritative, they are salient, arrestive, weighty, pertinent & salaciously salubrious.

I can hear the dictionary pages fluttering already

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » October 27th, 2009, 6:05 am

DrD wrote:Bah... Right. Wrong. Evil. Pish posh. The guy has steely grey eyes. I don't think you can get hung up on details with a guy with pretty eyes.

Not only are my eyes steely grey, but I have the advantage of a lazy eye, which allows me to monitor the growth of hair on my hunch while staring longingly at your tits....er....eyes.

Ladies, no need to argue, form a line & we'll take care of all of you.....

DrD · Post by **DrD** » October 27th, 2009, 6:07 am

RangerX wrote:
Not only are my eyes steely grey, but I have the advantage of a lazy eye, which allows me to monitor the growth of hair on my hunch while staring longingly at your tits....er....eyes.

Ladies, no need to argue, form a line & we'll take care of all of you.....

Rock Island Ranger · October 27th, 2009, 8:04 am

heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
RangerX wrote:
heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Pastor,

Ranger X makes lots of points ... however, I've yet to consider any of them to be authoritative or well-founded in reality ...

but rather depraved, debased, reprobate, degenerate, dissolute, profligate, licentious, lewd, and just plain evil ... but not da truth.
I've found that reality & the truth often are often depraved, debased, reprobate, degenerate, dissolute, profligate, licentious, lewd, and just plain evil.

In addition, not only are my points authoritative, they are salient, arrestive, weighty, pertinent & salaciously salubrious.

I can hear the dictionary pages fluttering already
Nice use of your thesaurus, Ranger X!

YOUR truth and reality, maybe! And that's just plain scary ... nice doggy ....

Truth and reality in the eyes of a Ranger are in fact, truth and reality defined.

Jenny Lynn · Post by **Jenny Lynn** » October 27th, 2009, 8:09 am

1st line deleted by JL since it may be misconstrued by some

Added-23 years later I still remember my 1st boyfriends beautiful blue eyes, enough day dreaming ok back to the regularly scheduled program.

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