Rangers-Eazy on the eyes, hard on the heart!

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » March 30th, 2004, 1:49 pm

lazydiva wrote:
vrsca wrote: Now I ain't lookin for someone to come and fuckin watch me do PT. I want someone who is up for some real exercise. You know....maximum exertion, lots of sweat and bodily fluids....and this person needs to participate in said PT like they really mean it.........
Sometimes I like to watch...

Uhhh, LD.....all VRSCA was talkin about was doing a herd of sheep instead of one or two. YOu were thinking something else?

Vee · Post by **Vee** » March 30th, 2004, 2:03 pm

lazydiva wrote: Sometimes I like to watch...

Alright D.

Post yer shit so I can decide if I want to let you or not

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 31st, 2004, 8:35 am

Ranger Racoon, I mean Ranger Vrsca,

I will get in there to work out with you I promise, I have been slowly programming myself to wake up at 4:30 in the morning (I am not a morning person!) so that I can jump in my car and drive 15 miles, to work out by 5am then shower and get ready for work there. It just isn't the most thrilling thing for me to think about waking up and be the first thing to do. I didn't like to wake up and go when I was 18 to run when I was in the Army so now that I am an old women at 33 why would I want to go start enjoying it now?!? I could think of much better things to do with my time (like getting my beauty sleep until 6!!!) I would work out after work though. Oh, that's right, you can't you have a wife and kids at home!!!! Me on the other hand enjoy not having schedules and no one to answer to except out of courtesy to my boyfriend once in a while.

OHHH The freedom!

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 31st, 2004, 8:37 am

Ranger Racoon

Sucks to be you.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » March 31st, 2004, 8:40 am

FYI: Ranger Rick WAS a racoon.

So there.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 31st, 2004, 8:41 am

vrsca wrote:FYI: Ranger Rick WAS a racoon.

So there.

BTW. What is meant by 'racoon'?

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » March 31st, 2004, 8:54 am

You know VRSCA....the chick DOES have a point....is that smoke I smell? Sleeping in and massaging oneself, OR...go watch you sweat....wow, tough choice. Was that a crash I heard? And its cold outside and staying in bed with Bob....smells like a burning airplane.....

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 31st, 2004, 9:08 am

Oh don't get me wrong... there are tons of advantages to BOB. There's no talking involved, unless It's comin' from me in other forms, when I'm done I just put him away and roll over, it doesn't talk back, argue, etc. But, I must say even with all those great traits, I still love to cuddle and be held, and sorry to say bob doesn't get that done. SO, I guess I shouldn't come down to hard on Ranger Rick for being a family man, it has it moments, (except for when he has the shitty diapers to changeHAHA)

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 31st, 2004, 11:55 am

Ranger V-Rod,
I would love to work out with you anytime because I know you are harmless!

Vee · Post by **Vee** » March 31st, 2004, 12:21 pm

Yeah......so's a rattlesnake.

Till you piss it off

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 31st, 2004, 2:31 pm

Ouch! Okay, Rgr V, I will give up my morning coffee and activities to come see you work out your sexual tensions from not gettin' anymore nookie at home! Geez!

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » March 31st, 2004, 2:52 pm

straightshooter wrote:Ouch! Okay, Rgr V, I will give up my morning coffee and activities to come see you work out your sexual tensions from not gettin' anymore nookie at home! Geez!

Wow, not getting any nookie at home. oooooooow that hurts.

Rock Island Ranger · March 31st, 2004, 10:32 pm

Steadfast wrote:
straightshooter wrote:Ouch! Okay, Rgr V, I will give up my morning coffee and activities to come see you work out your sexual tensions from not gettin' anymore nookie at home! Geez!

Wow, not getting any nookie at home. oooooooow that hurts.

UMHUH.....SS has BOB, he has Rosie and Rosie doesnt needed battaries.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » April 1st, 2004, 6:33 am

Abell9 wrote: UMHUH.....SS has BOB, he has Rosie and Rosie doesnt needed battaries.

I think our Pastor got into the juice last night.............

...doesnt needed....BWAHAHAHAHA

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » April 1st, 2004, 8:51 am

I have thought hard about this all morning and I have decided to post my picture of me in nothing but my chaps and cowboy hat, no maybe the one with me on a high mountain stream just in a pair of waders with my ass to the camera hhmmm.

APRIL FOOLS!!!!
Okay, now I got that out of the way!!! Have a great day!

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