Rangers-Eazy on the eyes, hard on the heart!

Cat · Post by **Cat** » March 30th, 2004, 10:41 am

Leatherneck wrote:We seem to have some integrity issues here - I agree.

Poor sport

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 30th, 2004, 11:22 am

"I'm not a Doctor although I play one on TV...."

Listen up! I was raised in the country with 6 older brothers being the youngest and only girl, joining the military when I was 18, I can hang with the best of them. This is all been fun and games and I plan on keeping it a hoot!I can take it as good as I can dish it out, But please don't question my integrity!!!

When it comes to business and things of importance I am there! You can count on me, and if I was born a man (Lord thank God I wasn't!) I would've been right there joining up with all you Rangers volunteering to stand by each and everyone of you! So don't question my integrity, get down and give me some pushups!!! I believe strongly in the things that are meant to be heartfelt!

Now, let's get back to talkin' dirty!!

McD · Post by **McD** » March 30th, 2004, 11:34 am

Whew! That sounded like my ex... Connie. Don't take offense now Darlin you know how it is. You got these horny old boys all worked up thinkin they were going to get a peak at some of that young... sweet... soft... pink,,,,(drool).. Oh shit where was I.

lazydiva · Post by **lazydiva** » March 30th, 2004, 12:04 pm

McD wrote:Whew! That sounded like my ex... Connie. Don't take offense now Darlin you know how it is. You got these horny old boys all worked up thinkin they were going to get a peak at some of that young... sweet... soft... pink,,,,(drool).. Oh shit where was I.

What?! Bubblegum? WTH?

Rock Island Ranger · March 30th, 2004, 12:20 pm

This HAS been an interesting read...all the foodgroups were covered, (beefsteak with special sauce) Luna's Donkie Maiden was shown courtesy of LD, Leatherneck stepped off in it BIG....(MArines do that on occasion) and VRSCA, he's the only one who made a genuine statement. I am certain he would be compassionate if SS showed some booty. Though his compassion would show up in the form of a 3 inch weewee. McD started the beginning of a lust novel with his "sweet, soft, pink..." he came and left! Probably cleaning up his keyboard. And SS, damn country girl...you keep teasin some of these boys and the hotel in your home town is gunna get some reservations.

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 30th, 2004, 12:27 pm

AAAHHHH!! I need a cigarette!!! OH That's right, I don't smoke

Ranger Abell9, I think your hands will be full with McD's wife, Connie when you take on that counceling session!!! You may need that day of rest

Rock Island Ranger · March 30th, 2004, 12:28 pm

You need to tune your friggin' humor antenna. So much for taking it as good as you can dish it out.

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My young Marine....this is why you aint married and get turned down by bar chicks, waitresses, school children, etc...

The ONLY time women have humor is when the WANT to have it. They have certain words that set them off...."integrity, fat, chubby,".....who knew? Right. Now watch, she'll come back and defend here sense of humor.

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 30th, 2004, 12:30 pm

Oh Marine, Leatherneck don't be so upset that you you ejaculated prematurely, it happens to the best of us!

Rock Island Ranger · March 30th, 2004, 12:32 pm

straightshooter wrote:AAAHHHH!! I need a cigarette!!! OH That's right, I don't smoke Ranger Abell9, I think your hands will be full with McD's wife, Connie when you take on that counceling session!!! You may need that day of rest

Paleeeeeezzzzzz, with all of my alter bitches, I have the stamina of Conan. And if a Ranger dumped some woman, she's beyond council. The rules are: Ranger = right and dumped wench = wrong! Any questions?

Rock Island Ranger · March 30th, 2004, 12:34 pm

straightshooter wrote:Oh Marine, Leatherneck don't be so upset that you you ejaculated prematurely, it happens to the best of us!

See, I told you she would come back and say some shit. Leatherneck....need a lesson over beer?

Vee · Post by **Vee** » March 30th, 2004, 12:50 pm

You know, the only reason that Rangers are easy on the eyes, is because they DO PT LIKE MACHINES!!!!

I, for one, still do PT every morning at the gym where I work. But it sure is boring all by myself. Does anybody here know anybody around the Sheridan area that might want to do PT with me?

Rock Island Ranger · March 30th, 2004, 12:55 pm

vrsca wrote:You know, the only reason that Rangers are easy on the eyes, is because they DO PT LIKE MACHINES!!!!

I, for one, still do PT every morning at the gym where I work. But it sure is boring all by myself. Does anybody here know anybody around the Sheridan area that might want to do PT with me?

Wasnt there some chick living there that thinks she's a hoowah broad and gainin weight like a dirt barge...cant remember her name....something like Scooter or some shit. Crooked Scooter? No, may it was Super Scooter.....shit scooter....huh, cant think of it....damned Geritol got me seeing stuff....

Vee · Post by **Vee** » March 30th, 2004, 12:59 pm

Abell9 wrote: Wasnt there some chick living there that thinks she's a hoowah broad and gainin weight like a dirt barge...cant remember her name....something like Scooter or some shit. Crooked Scooter? No, may it was Super Scooter.....shit scooter....huh, cant think of it....damned Geritol got me seeing stuff....

Now I ain't lookin for someone to come and fuckin watch me do PT. I want someone who is up for some real exercise. You know....maximum exertion, lots of sweat and bodily fluids....and this person needs to participate in said PT like they really mean it.........

lazydiva · Post by **lazydiva** » March 30th, 2004, 1:46 pm

vrsca wrote: Now I ain't lookin for someone to come and fuckin watch me do PT. I want someone who is up for some real exercise. You know....maximum exertion, lots of sweat and bodily fluids....and this person needs to participate in said PT like they really mean it.........

Sometimes I like to watch...