List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Looon · Post by **Looon** » May 6th, 2006, 7:22 pm

eskimo wrote:
Matador275 wrote:
Jim wrote: Eskimo, Thank you for your interest in national defense, but it is not necessary for you to do any heavy lifting on our behalf. We can manage quite well, thank you.
That was the quote of the day, Brother!
I would just like to say I enjoyed very much how Rangers tore him and new Asshole and then another. SingTFU now.

dumbass

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » May 16th, 2006, 7:27 pm

cams wrote: Always remember.......Beauty is just a light switch away.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » May 23rd, 2006, 1:45 pm

borebrush wrote: There's not an acronym for fuckups that bad. He should be freediving for core samples of volcanoes.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » May 23rd, 2006, 2:41 pm

Jesse MacBeth Wrote:

What injuries did you get?
I got stabbed many times. I got shrapnel in my knee. I got shot in the back.

Sorry but THAT is fucking FUNNY!!!!!!

Draco · Post by **Draco** » May 23rd, 2006, 5:19 pm

Zonk said...

I am hoping that dude has the ability to see into his own future.

And it's probably a very BRIGHT future he sees, since Surefires put out from 225 to 500 lumens.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » May 24th, 2006, 6:18 am

Tater Nuts wrote:There is a fine line between curtain wiping and curtain shopping.

Words to live by.

RLTW
EP

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » May 25th, 2006, 5:55 pm

FireFinder wrote:
dumbass_bob wrote:Hi. I'm a civilian with no intention of becoming a Ranger. I got interested in the Jesse Macbeth saga and wanted to post a question about that. Thank you,

Mark
Someone should smack you upside the head with a clue-by-four but I'm worried they'll suffer hearing loss from the echo inside your obviously empty fucking skull.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » May 27th, 2006, 12:07 am

Some NTAC talking about MacFag...

FireFinder wrote:
banned dumbass_bob wrote:.......BLAH BLAH BLAH......

I'm just trying to throw out some possibilites. If he was telling the truth, It would not surprise me that suddenly his "sister" is disclaiming him, his records are missing (or altered), etc. etc.

Thank you.
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Hold still while I nail this tinfoil hat to your fucking skull.

Jesus, either you came here to piss people off, or you are a legitimate scientific wonder as to how long a human carcass can live without a brain.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » June 2nd, 2006, 12:42 pm

Tater Nuts wrote:Taternut..... sounds like a damn snackfood for 2nd Batt.

This is Fucking classic Tater!

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » June 6th, 2006, 9:20 am

cams wrote:DO NOT PM ME AGAIN OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SQUEEZE YOUR NUTS UP OUTTA YOUR THROAT LIKE A FUCKING PUSH-POP.

This is not Yahoo Messenger, get away from the keyboard and go do PT.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » June 19th, 2006, 10:39 am

Tater Nuts wrote:Gravity has a "zero tolerance" policy for dumbasses.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » June 19th, 2006, 10:48 pm

Silverback wrote:
Soon...I can almost here the excitement in your voice. I just have one thing to say, looking at one of your men while he is getting squirrly on a stretcher will do a good bit for your humility. Having a seriously wounded soldier cry in front of you, because his wounds are serious enough to warrant MEDEVAC to Germany...that's a humbling experience. The good news is you have exactly the right mentality for a Lieutenant!