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Ardent Lady wrote: Moving out to the Ranch sounds great, Ranger. 80 grand? Hell, I'd work there for occasional BBQ and a spot at the firepit.
Hush woman!!! I'm be tryin' to get us paid, yo?!? Stimulus Package...et set er a...

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Why do they always put salmonella in stuff that I like.......like peanut butter?

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EarthPig wrote:Why do they always put salmonella in stuff that I like.......like peanut butter?

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Eat it anyway...fuck 'em....only the weak will die (I had PBJ for dinner tonight...what do you expect it's fucking cold..!!!!)

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Oh, I'm eating it......just waiting for the death roll and the shakes. :lol:

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"stand back...nobody knows how big this thing is gonna get"

--Vee (on his deserted fucking Island...after 2 bong hits and 3 Cialis).
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Oto-Man wrote:and 3 Cialis.
That would undoubtedly be for the walrus that's beached down on the south forty. :lol:

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EarthPig wrote:[quote="Oto-Manand 3 Cialis).
That would undoubtedly be for the walrus that's beached down on the south forty. :lol:

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That was for Vee, on his Island of none...(he's just a buddy fucker...we coulda all been there...but no...by he's self...fuckit) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oto-Man wrote:I'm cold!!!!! and I'm in Florida....and I'm cold....What the fucking fuck????!!!???


Hey Al Gore.....go shove your fucking global warming shit up your ass sideways with the SNOW SHOVEL I had to buy living in fucking Florida you lying bitch fucking...oh sssshhhhhiiiitttttttt I'm cold....sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!

fuck its COLD!!!!
Ranger Oto-Man, You probably don't want to visit WA anytime I noticed we had ice on the windshield, the roads, grass and trees during this morning's commute.

A blended margarita sounds good right now. Cheers from the icy north, Jenny
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Oto-Man wrote:
Ardent Lady wrote:
Oto-Man wrote:I'm cold!!!!! and I'm in Florida....and I'm cold....What the fucking fuck????!!!???


Hey Al Gore.....go shove your fucking global warming shit up your ass sideways with the SNOW SHOVEL I had to buy living in fucking Florida you lying bitch fucking...oh sssshhhhhiiiitttttttt I'm cold....sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!

fuck its COLD!!!!
I'm with you Ranger Oto-man. Here on the east coast of the peninsula, it's the same Big Chill going on. And to top it off, my work's got me outside all day for the next few weeks. I had on more layers than a wedding cake today and tomorrow's the same forecast.

The up-side is.... this is as bad as it gets! ;)
No...It's just getting CCCOOOLLLDDDERRRR!!!!!! It's getting worse. Al lied. Barry got elected. Boston Legal got taken off the air. Old people can't afford hearing aids. God ain't willin' and the fucking creek rose....it's cold...in Florida...it's cold...

I say we just move out to the Ranch and do mowing, cleanup and shit...and have Andy pay us to stay there (I think 80 Grand would do it, right?)....you and me kiddo...I'm done being cold....
I'm coming too. It was 22 degrees this morning in Ocala...WTF?
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. wrote:I thought real men lived in the South. I guess the cold is proving otherwise.
..says the man sitting in a classroom with the heat on ......Doinf Battle drill 6 and 6a last night was a bit nippley.
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I quit measuring snow in inches. From now on it is either ankle deep, knee deep or waist deep.
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. wrote:I thought real men lived in the South. I guess the cold is proving otherwise.
They do. Course, they are here for a reason and smart enough not to live where its cold all the time.
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I miss going on base and not hearing "Welcome to Ft. Benning, Home of the Infantry"
and hearing "Home of the Maneuver Center" instead. :?
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