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Chiron
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VAK wrote:
Chiron wrote:
Abell9 wrote:HOLY SHIT Southern Blond..............THOSE are some good photo's you sent!!!! :shock: :shock: Nice, very very nice.

Tell ya what, Ill keep these from public view until you send me permission. Kay? :wink:
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SouthernBlonde, although none of us want to be blocking the other and we abso-fricking-lutely want you out showing those titties around the board, I mean showing those titties ALOT, however as you can see Abell is very, very old. He can hardly handle seeing things like this. Chiron is now upset because you may have made him sick. So, please go ahead and send Chiron copies of any photo's you may have sent to Abell or any other geriatric member of the board. Chiron will check them and forward them to the committee for safety and security. (This committe will consist of all Ranger qualified member's, we will get back with you...)
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SouthernBlonde
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Post by SouthernBlonde »

Good heavens, I go away for a few days and a little bit of hell starts breakin' loose in here.

First of all, Ranger Cams - how could you think I would just blow y'all off? I'm not that kinda girl! I've just been very, very busy...terry cloth curtains are hard to find -- I've been shoppin' for days! :wink:
It's a generous offer to 'take one for the team' and do the full recon on me. Boston's a fun town...hmm...8)

Secondly, Ranger Abell9 - why you tryin' to get me in trouble with everybody? That's not very nice of a spiritual leader. Besides, I thought what happened between a girl and her Pastor stayed between a girl and her Pastor :wink:

Finally, VAK, sir - I appreciate the committee's willingness to review my photos. Nice of you & Ranger Chiron to look out for your elders in that way. I feel the need to clarify, though, that the only pics of me that anyone has seen are the two y'all have all seen right here in this thread. I know that's been a huge disappointment as I've yet to really deliver the money shot and I feel badly about that, I do :( However, as I've explained, I'm just not sure I can be that girl. :oops:

I hope I've cleared a few things up -- I will try not to stay away so long in the future. As Ranger RGR Mac mentioned, though, it can take a girl a while to find the right outfit - and I apparently have some photo shoots coming up, so y'all may have to be patient with me from time to time :wink:
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Rock Island Ranger
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

SouthernBlonde wrote: Secondly, Ranger Abell9 - why you tryin' to get me in trouble with everybody? That's not very nice of a spiritual leader. Besides, I thought what happened between a girl and her Pastor stayed between a girl and her Pastor :wink:
My Young Cherub of the South.....your secrets are safe with me. And to tell the truth, as VAK (the man in a wheelchair who takes more medication than an old folks home) pointed out, I am old by common standard. Im 50, happily married and don't stray. I learned my lesson the first time when she shot my right testicle off. :oops: The sad thing is, she was aiming for my nose.
Pictures were excellent though and your choice of wardrobe was...well, as GRITS made us....perfect. No, Ill not share them....Ill just sit here, drink my Geritol and touch myself affectionatly. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Vee »

Abell9 wrote: ....Ill just sit here, drink my Geritol and touch myself affectionatly. :lol: :lol:

Like yer tryin to get the ketchup out? :shock:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

Vee wrote:
Abell9 wrote: ....Ill just sit here, drink my Geritol and touch myself affectionatly. :lol: :lol:

Like yer tryin to get the ketchup out? :shock:
At my age, sometimes it takes that.....
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Post by Vee »

Abell9 wrote:
Vee wrote:
Abell9 wrote: ....Ill just sit here, drink my Geritol and touch myself affectionatly. :lol: :lol:

Like yer tryin to get the ketchup out? :shock:
At my age, sometimes it takes that.....

That gave new meaning to the term, "whackin off" :lol:
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Post by RGR Mac »

"I'm just not sure I can be that girl. :oops:"

Please don't mention "That girl" to Ranger Abell9, I'm sure it will lead to horrible fantasies involving Marlo Thomas and Phil Donahue....... :lol:
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Re: Introduction

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SouthernBlonde wrote:Hey y'all - I'm Carrie, a displaced southern girl (originally from SC) living in Manhattan. I graduated from Clemson University (go Tigers!) with a degree in political science & theater. I've been in the Big Apple for a few years just chasing a dream or two...
Well you can't be a Ranger, so dream number 1 is out.
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Re: Introduction

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RangerBob275 wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote:Hey y'all - I'm Carrie, a displaced southern girl (originally from SC) living in Manhattan. I graduated from Clemson University (go Tigers!) with a degree in political science & theater. I've been in the Big Apple for a few years just chasing a dream or two...
Well you can't be a Ranger, so dream number 1 is out.

Da Fuck. :shock:
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Re: Introduction

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rgrpuck wrote:
RangerBob275 wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote:Hey y'all - I'm Carrie, a displaced southern girl (originally from SC) living in Manhattan. I graduated from Clemson University (go Tigers!) with a degree in political science & theater. I've been in the Big Apple for a few years just chasing a dream or two...
Well you can't be a Ranger, so dream number 1 is out.

Da Fuck. :shock:
When I was young and in my teens
I met a girl from New Orleans
She was young and pretty too
And had what's known as a Ring Dang Doo...........
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SouthernBlonde wrote:Good heavens, I go away for a few days and a little bit of hell starts breakin' loose in here.

First of all, Ranger Cams - how could you think I would just blow y'all off? I'm not that kinda girl! I've just been very, very busy...terry cloth curtains are hard to find -- I've been shoppin' for days! :wink:
It's a generous offer to 'take one for the team' and do the full recon on me. Boston's a fun town...hmm...8)

Secondly, Ranger Abell9 - why you tryin' to get me in trouble with everybody? That's not very nice of a spiritual leader. Besides, I thought what happened between a girl and her Pastor stayed between a girl and her Pastor :wink:

Finally, VAK, sir - I appreciate the committee's willingness to review my photos. Nice of you & Ranger Chiron to look out for your elders in that way. I feel the need to clarify, though, that the only pics of me that anyone has seen are the two y'all have all seen right here in this thread. I know that's been a huge disappointment as I've yet to really deliver the money shot and I feel badly about that, I do :( However, as I've explained, I'm just not sure I can be that girl. :oops:

I hope I've cleared a few things up -- I will try not to stay away so long in the future. As Ranger RGR Mac mentioned, though, it can take a girl a while to find the right outfit - and I apparently have some photo shoots coming up, so y'all may have to be patient with me from time to time :wink:
Alright fella's, let me take care of this one, it'll be tough, I know, but I want to contribute something to this site. Rest assured, I will take copious notes for dessemination at the RRP. Could this be considered a partisan link-up? Or is that only if I get her to feed me? :twisted: :shock: Whoa. My mind just went way fucking south quick. I'll be back....
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Post by K.Ingraham »

Abell9 wrote:[ when she shot my right testicle off. :oops: The sad thing is, she was aiming for my nose.:
An easy mistake to make, what with your loong nose, baggy chin & habit of not shaving.
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Post by RGR Mac »

All right, after reading some off the DEP intro's today I felt like sticking my finger down my throat, so why not revive this thread.
Southern Blonde its been a few weeks...no skin shots???
Friday is St. Patty's day, go out, get drunk, take some photos, post them here...you have your assignment. :D
I'm sure Ranger Cams offer is still good.
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Post by IDon'tCare »

11 pages of this shit with S Blond.
Wake up she is the fucking biggest
tease if I have ever seen one.
Fucking bull shit..... :twisted:
Still will not say the wellcum word
to her if she shows her tits. :wink:
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