RIP Class Graduation :: 11-03

Eight weeks of smoke, training & evaluation.
Double Edged Blade
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Earthpig
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Outfuckingstanding! Way to go, Brothers! Glock- when you get a free weekend, go up the coast and hike the Enchanted Valley....it's one of the prettiest places on earth. Good luck to all of you on the challenges that await you.
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Wow...two whole pages of nothing but kissin' two cherries asses. Congrats, now do fucking pushups.
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The Holmchicken
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Post by The Holmchicken »

Spitfire,
Don't post anymore cheesedick posts like this one, ok?
Wholly shit nice job guys, you just motivated all us DEPers and wannabes out here a hell of alot. Way to go rangers keep up the good work!!!!!
Normally I would agree with you Saltbitch, but as someone said before, two guys out of the hundered of turds that come to this site with delusions of grandeur actually put their money were they're mouths were. But you're right, they need to do some fucking push-ups. Better yet, monkeyfuckers.
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Hell hath no misery like a million monkeyfuckers
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As a side note, I discovered, after I became an NCO, that if you smoke the piss out of some turds legs, they tend to learn the lesson a little better. Hell, you're doing them a favor by making them do push-ups. But ask yourself, how often am I on my legs during the day? Answer, all the time. So monkeyfuckers, Hindu squats, high jumpers, lunges, iron chair, these exercises will leave the turd in much pain for days and have the added benefit of making them walk funny. I'm a big fan of smoking the crap out of the lower body.
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It was my practice, back in the day, to go straight for the flutter-kicks. Something I learned from a man named Ide, whom I respected and hated.
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You guys are all SICK! I'd never fuck a damned monkey! Now a carribou on the other hand......
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Post by Bell »

The Holmchicken wrote:Hell hath no misery like a million monkeyfuckers
Is that how many I did in the 6 months before the new cherries showed? Plus a million and a half pushups. I could push a 100 pretty easy back then and after the first 6 months at Battalion I could stomp holes in concrete.

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The Holmchicken
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Post by The Holmchicken »

time for a new topic "My favorite excercise by Ranger (insert name here)"
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Post by RafterMan »

Could someone explain to me what a monkeyfucker is?.. That has to be the funniest name for an excercise im ever going to hear.
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It ain't fuckin' funny after you do about 100 of the goddamn things, you clown. Do the research on it and find your answer. This excercise is too painful just give you a straight answer.
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