Abell 9 and Hugmanay

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » January 1st, 2008, 8:17 am

damn Tater... dayum. that was nice.

cams · Post by **cams** » January 1st, 2008, 10:43 am

BruteForce wrote:..guess I'll throw in my touchy/feely too, with a big HAPPY NEW YEAR to the entire ArmyRanger.com membership!

At present, I'm surrounded by lovely ladies experiementing with various ways to get me shit-faced using various and sundry liquors mixed into martini format (the last one was something called an exploding orgasm, or words to that effect). :D

Dude, c'mon, put your drink down and go get the scale. I'll bet ain't a one of 'em under 2 bills!

Oh ya, and the Pastor, he's alright I guess.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » January 1st, 2008, 10:50 am

Kilted Heathen wrote:Happy Hugmanay (New Year) to all on the board.

I'd rather hang around you fuckers than watch an Englishman bleed.

Abell you are absolutely without question a man amongst men and the Man of the Year for ArmyRanger.com.

You are the example.

Agree! You've done a super job as our Pastor this year. Thanks, Andy!

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » January 1st, 2008, 12:11 pm

Best to you this year, Pastor. You have provided some outstanding leadership in some tough situations this past year.....but then Rangers Lead The Way!!!!!

I think I'll pass on the blow job.

Happy New Year to you all!!

Rock Island Ranger · January 1st, 2008, 5:47 pm

Well.....everyone passed on the Blow Job and course Tater brought to light an interesting twist....one I hope he gets hit by a car over and lives to see the face who hit him.....a wrinkled up fucker with a demonic slavering smile.....asshole.

Puck, laughing at my expense??????? Im hurt and offended. Posed to be my moment where you sing my praises and recount great things I....OK, good things I have..... :? fuck....never mind you saw off Goat fucker......
laugh on...and the rest of ya who ARE getting laid....while your stroken, say this out loud 3 times..."THIS is for The Pastor". Its not much to ask....your girl will think you went to confession, your wife will think your nuts, and Puck....your Goat won't care.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » January 2nd, 2008, 2:17 am

Abell9 needs all the awards he can get at his advanced age!

You da man, Gramps!

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » January 2nd, 2008, 2:24 am

xray wrote:I agree Abell.. Abell feel free to write your own award since you have a great way of writing!!!

And why don't you write your own obituary while you are at it, you old fuck. You never know, this could be the year...

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » January 2nd, 2008, 6:06 am

You guys need to get a room. New year...yeah this is the best ever. I am not sure what Abell did to garner so much attention, or are we just celebrating the fact that he'll probably out-live all of us (shit he's already a hundred)?

BruteForce · Post by **BruteForce** » January 2nd, 2008, 7:26 am

cams wrote:Dude, c'mon, put your drink down and go get the scale. I'll bet ain't a one of 'em under 2 bills!

OUCH! Actually, they were under 120, one of them being my wife!

I'm the one that tips the scales at 215, though! :D

At any rate, I hope everyone had a great and safe celebration. First time in many years that we didn't go to bed completely shit-faced, and I'm proud of that fact. Got up early the next morning, put all my cold-weather gear on, packed up the ATV and went into the 7F snow to play at 4wheeling!

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » January 2nd, 2008, 8:12 am

Don't let 'em fuck with ya too bad Pastor... just remember... God may have made men, but Pfizer Pharmaceuticals made us all equal!!!

Happy New Year ya Bastids!!!

cams · Post by **cams** » January 2nd, 2008, 9:43 am

BruteForce wrote:
cams wrote:Dude, c'mon, put your drink down and go get the scale. I'll bet ain't a one of 'em under 2 bills!
OUCH! Actually, they were under 120, one of them being my wife!

I'm the one that tips the scales at 215, though! :D

At any rate, I hope everyone had a great and safe celebration. First time in many years that we didn't go to bed completely shit-faced, and I'm proud of that fact. Got up early the next morning, put all my cold-weather gear on, packed up the ATV and went into the 7F snow to play at 4wheeling!

DOH!

Cams backs away slowly, circling, checking his blade and quietly saying, "Dude, you know I was joking right? Right?"

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » January 3rd, 2008, 5:22 am

Happy New Year Pastor! It's always good to see you're still around and kicking...

err.. I mean around and dealing. :D

Jim · Post by **Jim** » January 3rd, 2008, 11:18 am

AU SkullCap wrote:Happy new year pastor, Man of the year huh, well I question your mentoring abilities. I get myself in enough trouble without your stories about telling off a general, oh wait 2 star general. Next time I hear that story its gonna be the fucking president. Thanks for everything, I do my best to uphold the standards and traditions set by the Rangers like you who came before me.... way way way way before me.

3 1/2 years on ArmyRanger.com and he feels secure enough to insult a man who was there when the Ranger Regiment was formed. Damn, they grow up so soon.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » January 3rd, 2008, 1:17 pm

Jim wrote:
AU SkullCap wrote:Happy new year pastor, Man of the year huh, well I question your mentoring abilities. I get myself in enough trouble without your stories about telling off a general, oh wait 2 star general. Next time I hear that story its gonna be the fucking president. Thanks for everything, I do my best to uphold the standards and traditions set by the Rangers like you who came before me.... way way way way before me.
3 1/2 years on ArmyRanger.com and he feels secure enough to insult a man who was there when ROGERS RANGERS was formed. Damn, they grow up so soon.

I don't care what the rest of you say, I still think Andy's an alright guy......

Abell 9 and Hugmanay

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