Spartan wrote:I was over there. Those guys are a waste of oxygen. I spent most of my time annoying them by striking up unrelated conversations and asking questions (unrelated to recruitment) with other visitors.
Some chick said she was overweight, but was going to lose 10 pounds due to surgery. I asked her if she was going to have her head cut off.
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
Just kind of goes to show you how stupid some of the questions they get there must be, When I asked how I can become a nun and still be a Ranger, they took me seriously....
Malarkey87 wrote:Just kind of goes to show you how stupid some of the questions they get there must be, When I asked how I can become a nun and still be a Ranger, they took me seriously....
Im a Nun and a Ranger....you got a problem with that?
RS Class # 7-76
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Malarkey87 wrote:Just kind of goes to show you how stupid some of the questions they get there must be, When I asked how I can become a nun and still be a Ranger, they took me seriously....
Im a Nun and a Ranger....you got a problem with that?
And you are old too.
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
Malarkey87 wrote:Just kind of goes to show you how stupid some of the questions they get there must be, When I asked how I can become a nun and still be a Ranger, they took me seriously....
Im a Nun and a Ranger....you got a problem with that?
And you are old too.
Pardon me, Mr. Hate Train, Sir.....could you step over to this room so that I might have a word with you....please , Sir....step, step, step, step, door opening....step, step, step....
.......psssssssttttt......."FUCK YEW, Flea Dick!
RS Class # 7-76
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Abell9 wrote:
Im a Nun and a Ranger....you got a problem with that?
And you are old too.
Pardon me, Mr. Hate Train, Sir.....could you step over to this room so that I might have a word with you....please , Sir....step, step, step, step, door opening....step, step, step....
.......psssssssttttt......."FUCK YEW, Flea Dick!
Flea Dick huh? You don't mind of I use that one do you?
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
HHC 1/75 Oct 98-Mar 99
B co 1/75 Mar 99-Apr 04
ROC RSTB RIP/PRC Cadre Apr 04-May 06
A co 1/75 May 06-Jul 08
HHC 1/75 Jul 08-Mar 09
Malarkey87 wrote:Just kind of goes to show you how stupid some of the questions they get there must be, When I asked how I can become a nun and still be a Ranger, they took me seriously....
Im a Nun and a Ranger....you got a problem with that?
HOMO??? What the fuck, Mexican....I was merely stating he could use the term because he had a flea dick....which brings up a point. That little thing you used on Spartan could be classified as a Mouse Dick. What???? No laughter?
RS Class # 7-76
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
HOMO??? What the fuck, Mexican....I was merely stating he could use the term because he had a flea dick....which brings up a point. That little thing you used on Spartan could be classified as a Mouse Dick. What???? No laughter?
No problemo Paster Abello, Someone PM'd me that you proclaimed to all that you were hung like a "hamster". all I can say is wow! That is sumtin to brag about?
Oh Shit! Why didn't you guys tell me we are out in the open in Maximum Carnage?
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
h8train1/75 wrote:Recruiters are fuckin fags. Go on there and tell him to come to Regiment and talk that shit. Tell him to go shove that black beret up his ass. Then tell him to email me. I got something for him.
Reading that has made my day. Couldn't have said it any better.
"When you look at this final agreement that we came to with the White House, I got 98 percent of what I wanted. I’m pretty happy." John Boehner
''If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.''
