Introduction

Charlie 51 · Post by **Charlie 51** » February 9th, 2007, 8:25 pm

Bravo57 wrote:Good answer.

2 types of men in the world.

Those who jerk off, and those who lie about it.

Welcome to the site sicko.

I was cleaning it once and it just went off :D :D :D

Anyone here rub one out in suck school post Darby? If so you are one seriously hard motherfucker!!! I didn't have it in me, all I wanted was a hamburger...

Oh yeah, welcome Dante

RTO · Post by **RTO** » February 9th, 2007, 8:39 pm

Never went to the suck,
but I rubbed one out the third week of RIP (it was my 30th birthday :D )

It was after lights out and I went over from the old RIP barracks to the Downing Mile. One of the RIP Cadre caught me and began to smoke me until I told him it was my birthday. He laughed so hard he turned around and left and told me to finish what I'd started! :D

Joseph PrettyDeepWater · February 9th, 2007, 9:29 pm

Welcome Dante.

Good luck and stay focused.

~Joseph

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » February 9th, 2007, 9:37 pm

RTO wrote:Never went to the suck,
but I rubbed one out the third week of RIP (it was my 30th birthday :D )

It was after lights out and I went over from the old RIP barracks to the Downing Mile. One of the RIP Cadre caught me and began to smoke me until I told him it was my birthday. He laughed so hard he turned around and left and told me to finish what I'd started! :D

Welcome to the site, Pay close attention to advice that the Rangers here offer you.

On the other topic, one of my team leaders punched the clown in a porta shitter at JRTC in July. when he was finished he fell out the door with his empty 2 quart in hand. I thought we were gonna have to medivac him for heat stroke, caused by meat stroke.

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » February 9th, 2007, 11:03 pm

Welcome, Dante.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » February 9th, 2007, 11:31 pm

Welcome.

Sleepy Doc · Post by **Sleepy Doc** » February 10th, 2007, 4:33 am

Welcome. Do what is asked of you, that is all that is expected here. Plenty of time to fuck up later..

I heard tell Rob got one on top of one of the 250' jump towers. Somebody was hanging the Christmas lights. He went up with a six pack & when the dude asked him what the fuck he was doin', he told him that he wanted to catch a jack up there.

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Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » February 10th, 2007, 6:59 am

The Sleepy Doc wrote:Welcome. Do what is asked of you, that is all that is expected here. Plenty of time to fuck up later..

I heard tell Rob persec edit got one on top of one of the 250' jump towers. Somebody was hanging the Christmas lights. He went up with a six pack & when the dude asked him what the fuck he was doin', he told him that he wanted to catch a jack up there.

True Story. The rest is for face to face and a beer.

DanteM · Post by **DanteM** » February 10th, 2007, 11:29 am

GSXRanger wrote:Welcome to the site... do you have an older sister? Or a HOT MOM?

I won't comment on that, Ranger GSXRanger.

And thanks to all of you Rangers and everyone else for the welcomes.

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » February 10th, 2007, 12:03 pm

DanteM wrote:
GSXRanger wrote:Welcome to the site... do you have an older sister? Or a HOT MOM?

I won't comment on that, Ranger GSXRanger.

And thanks to all of you Rangers and everyone else for the welcomes.

Relax man, it's just a joke.

Welcome anyway... now go fuck off!

DanteM · Post by **DanteM** » February 10th, 2007, 12:16 pm

Roger that, Ranger GSXRanger.

cams · Post by **cams** » February 11th, 2007, 7:21 am

Gnosis wrote:
DanteM wrote:I find it difficult to use the left so I prefer right handed.
How many reps in 2 minutes?

Who told you to speak? Eyes and ears open, mouth shut. Fucking drone.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » February 11th, 2007, 9:38 am

Dante, you are going to fit in here just fine. You caught all of us in a good mood; but don't become comfortable. Welcome...