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Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » August 30th, 2006, 7:51 am

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cams · Post by **cams** » August 30th, 2006, 8:26 am

I'm just panicking about this funeral detail. I've never played the trumpet before and I don't know how to play taps, my A's are all jacked up

1) Is this so? If it is, then why are you still here, ranting and raving when you needn't be in our lanes in the first place?

2) Shouldn't you be "un-jackin" your A's and practicing TAPS? Am I correct in understanding that you are going to play TAPS at a funeral?

3)Am I also correct in understanding that you don't know how to play TAPS?

If the answers to these questions are 'Yes', I suggest you bend over, grag your ears and pull until you hear a resounding "POP" sound and you head fly's free of your ass.

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » August 30th, 2006, 9:43 am

The last funeral detail I did, we had this fake trumpet thing, and all you had to do was press a button for it to play and hold it up to your mouth and "lip-sync"

WTF is a MP playing Taps for anyway? Not that it matters...

BruteForce · Post by **BruteForce** » August 30th, 2006, 10:19 pm

For the FBI, you might think about an accounting degree....

Not anymore, apparently. IT/Computer Science is sought after for the White collar/computer crimes and recently the FBI has had an increased interest in linguists (Asian, Arabic, etc).

A degree pretty much is required, however.

cams · Post by **cams** » September 2nd, 2006, 1:07 pm

And I still didn't get a goddamned answer Rabbity.

You've been spoken to numerous times about jumping in our lanes.
Now I've asked you several direct questions, I expect an answer.

Rabbity · Post by **Rabbity** » September 6th, 2006, 1:21 pm

cams wrote:
I'm just panicking about this funeral detail. I've never played the trumpet before and I don't know how to play taps, my A's are all jacked up
1) Is this so? If it is, then why are you still here, ranting and raving when you needn't be in our lanes in the first place?

2) Shouldn't you be "un-jackin" your A's and practicing TAPS? Am I correct in understanding that you are going to play TAPS at a funeral?

3)Am I also correct in understanding that you don't know how to play TAPS?

If the answers to these questions are 'Yes', I suggest you bend over, grag your ears and pull until you hear a resounding "POP" sound and you head fly's free of your ass.

Ranger Cams

1) I apoligize for not staying in my lane, as for I am a guest in your house.
2) I got my A's retailored, and a day before the detail I found out that the bugle that I was to play was actually like this sound recorder device and all i needed to press was play and stop...
3) I'm working on learning to play TAPS properly without the use of a sound device.

Beating my face starting now Ranger Cams.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » September 6th, 2006, 7:54 pm

WELCOME

cams · Post by **cams** » September 7th, 2006, 11:54 am

and a day before the detail I found out that the bugle that I was to play was actually like this sound recorder device and all i needed to press was play and stop...
3) I'm working on learning to play TAPS properly without the use of a sound device.

Let me get this straight, you didn't have a clue as to how to play taps, yet you were supposed to play at a funeral? Why?
Why did you wait til "a day" before to figure this out? Don't you think a fallen soldier deserves better than that?

You're back peddling, and your answers are contradictory.
I'm not jumping your shit soldier, I could care less if you stay or go. You jumped in someone else's lane too many times to ignore.

Your answer to my questions pretty much explains everything.

I'm not going to ask you again to explain yourself here, that's not why we're here, but you jump a lane again and I'll call for your toilet to be flushed.

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