Need help landing a Ranger

loving_a_ranger · Post by **loving_a_ranger** » August 7th, 2006, 4:44 pm

1. Shaved beaver Check
2. No rotten fish smell Check
3. Pretty damn tight Check
4. Talking to him Check (I've done everything Oprah could possibly suggest...that's why I'm here)
5. Naked with beer.......he doesn't drink and lives in the deep woods so I'd have to think about that one

I'd like to know what eating lemons does...

See, I knew I came to the right place: Tell me more about the jealousy thing. I'm not attracted to ANY of his friends (wait, let me think...ick no) but I've thought about jealousy...any other suggestions?

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » August 7th, 2006, 5:00 pm

One word: Swallow.

Black 6 · Post by **Black 6** » August 7th, 2006, 7:55 pm

loving_a_ranger wrote: 4. Talking to him Check (I've done everything Oprah could possibly suggest...that's why I'm here)

Well let me be the first to tell you to give up. If you have been listening to that bitch tell you what a man wants your lost. I don't care how popular she is, she has NO FUCKING IDEA what men want, feel or need. Wanna know why????? She is not a man (at least she claims to not be). No matter how much education a woman (or a man for that matter) has, no matter the "life experiance", no matter what, a woman will never understand men and by proxy men will never understand women. As humans, most people have difficulty understanding themselves.

So cut the bullshit, walk up to him and tell him you are interested in him as more than just friends. Don't play fucking games or skirt the point. I am not saying you should through your snatch at him, but at least treat him like a man and give him his options.

(PS I fucking hate relationship "experts", they don't know shit! Could you tell?)

Black 6 · Post by **Black 6** » August 7th, 2006, 7:57 pm

And i forgot,

Tell him to get his ass in here and introduce himself.

That is all.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » August 7th, 2006, 9:03 pm

The nastier you get, the more he'll be into it. Try a strap-on, that seems to be the going theme for the dirty south

Gordo173 · Post by **Gordo173** » August 7th, 2006, 9:30 pm

Matador275 wrote:The nastier you get, the more he'll be into it. Try a strap-on, that seems to be the going theme for the dirty south

DOH!

Scoty · Post by **Scoty** » August 7th, 2006, 9:34 pm

Fat with smelly, stretched out beef curtains isn't a disqualification. There's always one that would proudly hit that, a few that publicly claim to have standards but do something different behind closed doors

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Now that's fucking funny....brings back memories of the Chickasaw Club.....Did I say that out loud?

loving_a_ranger · Post by **loving_a_ranger** » August 7th, 2006, 9:47 pm

What kind of Ranger turns down sex?!! I'm hot too! This is the problem...I've told him I want more and he's undecided. I need to make him decide in my favor. Something is holding him back...and it's not lack of attraction.

I don't actually watch Oprah, it was more of a metaphor.

Strap-ons, eh? Hmmm.....could be fun.

You guys have been very helpful and lots of fun. Thanks!

But I still want to know what eating lemons does!

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