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Rock Island Ranger
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

KW Driver wrote:I'm so in!
You out of jail yet for raping that Womans goat?
RS Class # 7-76

I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.

¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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RideGrrl
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Post by RideGrrl »

Aww hell, you didn't need to become a stenographer to learn that! Coulda asked any of the women here! ;) :lol: We've come to the same conclusion, Rangers do tend to be studs.... :twisted: Welcome, chick. 8)
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VAK
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Post by VAK »

Silverback wrote:
KW Driver wrote:I'm so in!
She actually likes Pilots? Then technically she's a lesbian!
That was the funniest shit he's typed in weeks. I am laughing so hard I can hardly breath...
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)

Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
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KW Driver
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Post by KW Driver »

Abell9 wrote:
KW Driver wrote:I'm so in!
You out of jail yet for raping that Womans goat?
what woman? what goat? it was a case of mistaken idendity. I didn't do it. it's all a misunderstanding. I've seen pics of your "farm" Pastor.


so, that should cover all the bases.





















buddyfucker.
A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.


200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me

"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
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IntelToad
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Post by IntelToad »

As a Court Stenographer, I have been observing men for the past 20 years and have come to the conclusion that the Army Ranger is the last true ultimate male left on earth.
Seen a lot of us while you were on the job ? :D
S-2, HQ 75th, 1985-1987
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Bugsy
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Post by Bugsy »

Welcome ma'am..........can you wear your red pumps and short mini skirt next week when I show up for court, I just wanna be able to identify you before I plead :lol:
1984 - 1985 5th Inf Div
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)

The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack... :twisted:
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Steadfast
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Post by Steadfast »

Welcome. Have you met the other Schweizer that registered?


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RLTW
Steadfast

4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
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Jim
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Post by Jim »

Bugsy wrote:Welcome ma'am..........can you wear your red pumps and short mini skirt next week when I show up for court, I just wanna be able to identify you before I plead :lol:
He begs a lot too...

His style of foreplay.
Ranger Class 13-71
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
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