Difference between the BNs?

Kwith · Post by **Kwith** » July 25th, 2005, 10:43 am

Ranger Steadfast wrote:

Besides shuting the fuck up, what else will you do that is expected of you?

tic . toc .tic . toc .

Ranger Steadfast, I'll be knocking out some PUs, and I'll throw in some flutter kicks as well. When this thread was initially posted I forgot the subject, and a message came up saying to do 25 push ups, and not to cheat my body for being stupid. Honest to god, I dropped right next to my computer and knocked those out as well.

-Keith

toad · Post by **toad** » July 25th, 2005, 2:37 pm

Kwith wrote: Honest to god, I dropped right next to my computer and knocked those out as well.

-Keith

Bull fuckin shit!!!

SAWgunner4fun · Post by **SAWgunner4fun** » July 25th, 2005, 2:56 pm

Kwith wrote: Ranger Steadfast, I'll be knocking out some PUs, and I'll throw in some flutter kicks as well. When this thread was initially posted I forgot the subject, and a message came up saying to do 25 push ups, and not to cheat my body for being stupid. Honest to god, I dropped right next to my computer and knocked those out as well.

-Keith

Damn. If you suck dick that well you need to go to 2nd.

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » July 27th, 2005, 8:26 pm

Ranger Steadfast, I'll be knocking out some PUs, and I'll throw in some flutter kicks as well. When this thread was initially posted I forgot the subject, and a message came up saying to do 25 push ups, and not to cheat my body for being stupid. Honest to god, I dropped right next to my computer and knocked those out as well.

And while you're at it, throw in 50 for ignoring Regimental HQ.

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » July 27th, 2005, 8:48 pm

IntelToad wrote:
Ranger Steadfast, I'll be knocking out some PUs, and I'll throw in some flutter kicks as well. When this thread was initially posted I forgot the subject, and a message came up saying to do 25 push ups, and not to cheat my body for being stupid. Honest to god, I dropped right next to my computer and knocked those out as well.
And while you're at it, throw in 50 for ignoring Regimental HQ.

NO SHIT

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » July 27th, 2005, 9:32 pm

NO SHIT Evil or Very Mad

....and add another 50 for Bugsy !!

Kwith · Post by **Kwith** » July 27th, 2005, 9:41 pm

100 Pushups completed Ranger IntelToad. 50 for you and 50 for Ranger Bugsy.

Blacksheep22 · Post by **Blacksheep22** » July 31st, 2005, 1:38 pm

Hey Dumbass, you never did get an answer to your question did you? Well, here's the deal. Each Battalion has a specific mission and recruits and trains Rangers with the skills necessary to complete those missions.

Examples:

1st Ranger Battalion has been tasked to infiltrate known Al Qaeda Gay Bars and Bath houses. They are very good at this, the challenge is getting them to leave once they've infiltrated.

2nd Ranger Battalion conducts raids, ambushes, and recons on known enemy targets and targets of opportunity in support of the policies of higher command authorities.

3rd Ranger Battalion's area of responsibility is to organize "Sneek and Peek Teams" that travel around Afghanistan looking up Burkhas to make sure that they are women and not Taliban fighters.

RHQ stays behind at Ft. Benning, plays chess, eats pogie bait, and reads Golf Digest.

Does this clear things up for you?

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » August 1st, 2005, 10:08 am

RHQ stays behind at Ft. Benning, plays chess, eats pogie bait, and reads Golf Digest.

:D :D

Black 6 · Post by **Black 6** » August 1st, 2005, 3:13 pm

Blacksheep22 wrote:Hey Dumbass, you never did get an answer to your question did you? Well, here's the deal. Each Battalion has a specific mission and recruits and trains Rangers with the skills necessary to complete those missions.

Examples:

1st Ranger Battalion has been tasked to infiltrate known Al Qaeda Gay Bars and Bath houses. They are very good at this, the challenge is getting them to leave once they've infiltrated.

2nd Ranger Battalion conducts raids, ambushes, and recons on known enemy targets and targets of opportunity in support of the policies of higher command authorities.

3rd Ranger Battalion's area of responsibility is to organize "Sneek and Peek Teams" that travel around Afghanistan looking up Burkhas to make sure that they are women and not Taliban fighters.

RHQ stays behind at Ft. Benning, plays chess, eats pogie bait, and reads Golf Digest.

Does this clear things up for you?

now that is OUTSTANDING!

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » August 3rd, 2005, 12:53 pm

Actually.... the only real difference is the way the PC is worn. 1st Bn pulls the back of it back like woody woodpecker, 2nd Bn flops both sides over the edge like a mushroom, and 3rd Bn does the scrunch forward (by far looking the best)

Other than that, everyone is trying to get to the standard that 3rd Bn has been at for years.

UBOAT · Post by **UBOAT** » August 3rd, 2005, 8:27 pm

NO NO NO!

1ST BATT SHOULD BE IN HOLLYWOOD FOR LOOKING SO DAMN GOOD MARCHING IN THE STREETS FOR ST PATTIES DAY!

2ND BATTS FOR DROPPING ACID WHILE IN FLIGHT, CUASE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THE PEACE LOVE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

AND 3RD IS FOR TESTING EQUIPMENT FOR THE REST OF THE RANGER REGIMENT AND CHECKING OUT THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM IN JUAREZ, MEXICO.

HOWS THAT FOR BRINGING BACK MEMORIES

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » August 4th, 2005, 11:28 am

Now that is the Bn's I remember! You remember the fight we got into at SCAD when they burned the American Flag? Boy, those were the days.

You also forgot to throw "Palace guards" out at 3rd for being so close to the flag pole.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » August 4th, 2005, 12:13 pm

very nice UBOAT, very nice...

UBOAT · Post by **UBOAT** » August 4th, 2005, 3:10 pm

I think they fucked up when they said ..." this unit willnot be made up of brigands and houligans.....if so the unit will be disbanded"...

I think its a place for brigands and houligans to get a FRESH start in life!

correct me if I'm wrong!?