Rangers-Eazy on the eyes, hard on the heart!

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 26th, 2004, 6:01 am

Father Abell,
Please go tend to your flock, I am but only one fallen angel here, you must feed all of your fallen angels so that not of us go astray. When I sin again which I guarantee will be very very soon. (Bob may visit this morning) You will here my cry to the heavens! I will really cry if I don't have any fricken batteries!!! If thow shalt not believe his child, just ask Vrsca if I approach my daily duties differently today

:D

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 26th, 2004, 6:36 am

:D :D :D :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D

OH Father Abellllll......

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » March 26th, 2004, 6:59 am

Oh thou stupid wench. Know not that thou art a dumb fuck?

OK, lets set the Abell9 rules of engagement.
Talkin about BOB is off limits and too much info. I mean if you can't get a man to bed you, and after seeing your picture....I can see the problem, you may want to consult with your Podna, VRSCA and see what he thinks about how you look. The truth is, Ive seen better in Walmart, your shaped like a man, hair looks pretty fucked up....like I said...see what VRSCA says, he's there and can see the real you.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 26th, 2004, 7:52 am

You had better run for cover, reverend.

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » March 26th, 2004, 7:55 am

RGR Luna wrote:You had better run for cover, reverend.

I am evil, arent I? I noticed she didnt respond. She's either off net or off sobbing in the mens room...I meant womens room....I think....hummm
Where is Freud when you need him.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » March 26th, 2004, 8:23 am

RGR Luna wrote:You had better run for cover, reverend.

hahaha - you dispensing advice to to Pastor Abell9 on running. Where? What for ever for? When woman are concerned Luna, it is to the woman, not away from them. Cabish?

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 26th, 2004, 9:03 am

I don't care..... I'm still smilin!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 26th, 2004, 9:06 am

By the way, I suppose I could get a man in Wyoming to bed me even with my club foot and third eye, (after all I have to only compete with the Sheep here) but I'm afraid of some of the germs that go around from beddin' down the wrong cowboy...and I'm not talkin' jungle rot!

So, a girls' gotta' do what a girls gotta' do!

P.S. I'm still smilin! :D :D

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » March 26th, 2004, 12:19 pm

Abell9 wrote:
BadSister wrote:Kinda like doctors, lawyers and insurance agents? Oh yeah, I forgot, bankers too!
Oh, Bad Muther...you cut me deep. Im hurt, Im insulted, Im scarred, Im....Im....Im...laughing all the way to the bank WELFARE BOY!

Why? Are you one of those?

Sorry, no welfare here.

I have a half a million dollar house with a pool, jaccuzzi and lakeview, 3 2001 paid off vehicles, and a paid off boat. My woman works part-time and I don't work..........

BIATCH!!!!!!

McD · Post by **McD** » March 26th, 2004, 12:22 pm

Looks like some economic dick swinging going on! :)
BM can I come live with you?

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » March 26th, 2004, 12:23 pm

Abell9 wrote:Oh thou stupid wench. Know not that thou art a dumb fuck?

OK, lets set the Abell9 rules of engagement.
Talkin about BOB is off limits and too much info. I mean if you can't get a man to bed you, and after seeing your picture....I can see the problem, you may want to consult with your Podna, VRSCA and see what he thinks about how you look. The truth is, Ive seen better in Walmart, your shaped like a man, hair looks pretty fucked up....like I said...see what VRSCA says, he's there and can see the real you.

Pastor Abell,

What emotions you bring to the flock............when you first arrived, how I hated thee......and then I came to know and loveth thee..........and then thou hast insulted me, and now I hateth thee again.........

and your above insults towards the ladies proves that you are a Lover of men, Kisser of boys, and Massager of the sphincter!

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » March 26th, 2004, 12:23 pm

McD wrote:Looks like some economic dick swinging going on! :)
BM can I come live with you?

No, but you can visit anytime bro!

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » March 26th, 2004, 2:52 pm

BadMuther wrote:
Abell9 wrote:Oh thou stupid wench. Know not that thou art a dumb fuck?

OK, lets set the Abell9 rules of engagement.
Talkin about BOB is off limits and too much info. I mean if you can't get a man to bed you, and after seeing your picture....I can see the problem, you may want to consult with your Podna, VRSCA and see what he thinks about how you look. The truth is, Ive seen better in Walmart, your shaped like a man, hair looks pretty fucked up....like I said...see what VRSCA says, he's there and can see the real you.
Pastor Abell,

What emotions you bring to the flock............when you first arrived, how I hated thee......and then I came to know and loveth thee..........and then thou hast insulted me, and now I hateth thee again.........

and your above insults towards the ladies proves that you are a Lover of men, Kisser of boys, and Massager of the sphincter!

Damn dude, your an emotional fuckin wreck

Need a hug, do ya? Hey, back on the house, cars, boat thing.....I can be your best friend, like come fish in your lake and shit, RIGHT? And play with some of the toys you stole from Spartan's kid? And hell, if your wife's good looking I may even give up little boys....

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » March 26th, 2004, 2:55 pm

Abell9 wrote:
BadMuther wrote:
Abell9 wrote:Oh thou stupid wench. Know not that thou art a dumb fuck?

OK, lets set the Abell9 rules of engagement.
Talkin about BOB is off limits and too much info. I mean if you can't get a man to bed you, and after seeing your picture....I can see the problem, you may want to consult with your Podna, VRSCA and see what he thinks about how you look. The truth is, Ive seen better in Walmart, your shaped like a man, hair looks pretty fucked up....like I said...see what VRSCA says, he's there and can see the real you.
Pastor Abell,

What emotions you bring to the flock............when you first arrived, how I hated thee......and then I came to know and loveth thee..........and then thou hast insulted me, and now I hateth thee again.........

and your above insults towards the ladies proves that you are a Lover of men, Kisser of boys, and Massager of the sphincter!
Damn dude, your an emotional fuckin wreck Need a hug, do ya? Hey, back on the house, cars, boat thing.....I can be your best friend, like come fish in your lake and shit, RIGHT? And play with some of the toys you stole from Spartan's kid? And hell, if your wife's good looking I may even give up little boys....

Did I break your concentration? What happened to thou, thee and thus pastor?

The lake to my front I personally can't get on with my boat....my buddy can with his though. The one to my rear I can get on, but it sixteen bucks a fucking pop to launch....

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » March 26th, 2004, 3:00 pm

Did I break your concentration? What happened to thou, thee and thus pastor?

The lake to my front I personally can't get on with my boat....my buddy can with his though. The one to my rear I can get on, but it sixteen bucks a fucking pop to launch....

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Im so single dimensional. Being a Redneck "WELFARE" boy with no education, raised by a Pentacostal Murderer....I regress, fukken mushrooms clowdin euy9o my vsion, feklin boooat brok, rich boy makim fun uh miu welfare ass....

Ok, cool, I wont come live with you and the boats out....wife???? :D