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Flesh Thorn wrote:Who decided that you need a Caps lock button on a key board ?
CHUCKCOOLEY !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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If you burp and fart at the same time, does it create a vacuum in your stomach?
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MrsDocMac wrote:There are a lot of folks in the world that will pay $2,108.00 for a vacuum cleaner..... there are even more that will finance it at 21% interest over a 3 1/2 year period....
Yeah....... but think of all the dust mite poop you can get with that sucker! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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289sotherhalf wrote:If you burp and fart at the same time, does it create a vacuum in your stomach?
It might.......

but I don't think there are a lot of folks in the world that will pay $2,108.00 for it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RTO wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:If you burp and fart at the same time, does it create a vacuum in your stomach?
It might.......

but I don't think there are a lot of folks in the world that will pay $2,108.00 for it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
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Why did the boy wake up at diffrent times in the last three days?

2 a.m / 4 a.m. / 5 a.m. and I wonder why I feel sleepy all day!
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Why does bologni feel good when I put in in my boots and why do I always feel safer with the lights out standing in the corner...... :?
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DEP68W wrote:Does MrsDocMac sell vacuam cleaners?
Yes, and she makes $200 for every one she sells and in the last 3 weeks I have sold 6, now I make money off the ones other people sell because I trained them to do it.

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BTW, anyone wanna vacuum? :twisted:
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George Washington never used a microwave oven.
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The minute you are old enough to know any better, it's too late and you've done fucked up....
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