A Marine and a Ranger go into a pastry shop.
The Marine whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice.
The Marine says to the Ranger, "You see how clever we are? You Rangers could never beat that!"
The Ranger says to the Marine, "Watch this, any Ranger is smarter than you, and I'll prove it ."
He says to the baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker, "Gimme another cookie for my magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again, "It'll take one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. He eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, "OK ... so where is your famous magic trick?"
The Ranger says ...
" Now look in the Marine's pocket!"
