May Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered - 0
Transvestites - 133
Hernias - 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172
Enlarged Prostates - 8,249
Breast Implants - 59,350
Natural Blondes - 3
It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Airport Screening Results
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Re: Airport Screening Results
Are you trying to say you don't feel "secure"?Pop wrote:May Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered - 0
Transvestites - 133
Hernias - 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172
Enlarged Prostates - 8,249
Breast Implants - 59,350
Natural Blondes - 3
It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
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The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. -Albert Einstein
RVN 70/71
75th RRA Life Member
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. -Albert Einstein
