Random thought of the moment.

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » May 9th, 2012, 10:20 am

My 17 year old daughter is jamming to Janis Joplin and Flogging Molly

:D

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » May 9th, 2012, 10:57 am

Flesh Thorn wrote:My 17 year old daughter is jamming to Janis Joplin and Flogging Molly :D

At the same time? Janis, or Big Brother and the Holding Company?

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » May 9th, 2012, 11:25 am

I heard Janis wailing out Mercedes Benz and then later a Celtic tune coming from her bedroom. I had to ask her about the Celtic tune.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » May 10th, 2012, 5:32 am

I tried to buy tickets for flogging Molly from Iraq to take mine, but they sold out before I could stay online long enough to get em bought.

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » May 22nd, 2012, 10:22 am

I want to invent a time machine so I can travel back to the 80s and nail Kathleen Turner.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » May 22nd, 2012, 2:12 pm

RangerX wrote:I want to invent a time machine so I can travel back to the 80s and nail Kathleen Turner.

Me too. Then, not now.

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » May 22nd, 2012, 2:43 pm

I don't know. Enough KO involved and I might make a run at it.

Hell, I did a lot worse in the 80s than her in her current condition.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » May 22nd, 2012, 9:26 pm

RangerX wrote:I don't know. Enough KO involved and I might make a run at it.

Hell, I did a lot worse in the 80s than her in her current condition.

A guy gets tense, you know, but, man, I hope I never get THAT tense....

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » May 23rd, 2012, 6:04 am

KW Driver wrote:
RangerX wrote:I want to invent a time machine so I can travel back to the 80s and nail Kathleen Turner.
Me too. Then, not now.

Aaaaand. I'll go back at least one day past you.

WarEagle · Post by **WarEagle** » May 23rd, 2012, 11:23 pm

Hearing about a cadet who lost half of his hearing. How? Someone threw a dummy claymore and detonated it right next to the cadet's head.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » May 24th, 2012, 5:50 am

WarEagle wrote:Hearing about a cadet who lost half of his hearing. How? Someone threw a dummy claymore and denoted it right next to the cadet's head.

WarEagle,
Please check the spelling of the above underlined word.
Also give us 50 pu for not paying attention to detail.

cams · Post by **cams** » May 24th, 2012, 5:51 am

A classic example of "Friend or Foe"

A small bird was making his way south for the long winter, out of pure fate he flew into an ice storm, his wings froze up and he crashlanded in a pasture.

He watched, frozen in fear and unable to move as a cow walked over and took a huge shit on him as he lay dying.

Miracurously, the heat of the dung warmed him enough that he was able to start moving again, and began to hop away, flapping the ice and shit off his wings.

Just then a cat saw him, ran over, cleaned the rest of the shit off of him, and abruptly ate him.

The moral of the story is this;

Just because someone takes a dump on you, does not neccessarily make them an enemy...

...and just because someone helps you out of the shit one time, does not neccessarily make them a friend.

colt1rgr · Post by **colt1rgr** » May 25th, 2012, 2:09 am

Cams this made me laugh until suddenly I realized "Hey, thats my life story!"

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