Muslim Mystery: Solved!

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Muslim Mystery: Solved!

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Muslim Mystery: Solved!
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets see now.

No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, and No tailgate parties.

No pork BBQ, No hot-dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even freakin' frozen fish sticks!

Rags For clothes, towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower.

You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey,but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you: IT ALL GETS BETTER WHEN YOU DIE!


"NO MYSTERY HERE"

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אל תהי בז לכל אדם, ואל תהי מפליג לכל דבר, שאין לך אדם שאין לו שעה, ואין לך דבר שאין לו מקום
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