Shit my Dad says
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Great stuff!
Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for sharing.
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHOOT IT OUT!
Never let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
RS 4-92
Never let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
RS 4-92
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I made the mistake one time of squaring off with my Dad when I was younger. He dealt with my defiance well. Here's what he said and you can infer what happened.
"Ok son, now get up off the floor and talk to me."
Never did that again.
"Ok son, now get up off the floor and talk to me."
Never did that again.
A/3/505 PIR, 82nd 96-98
B/2/121 Inf, 48th BCT Iraq 05-06
B/1/118 Inf, 218th BCT Afghan 07
I'm not stupid, I'm crazy...there is a difference.
B/2/121 Inf, 48th BCT Iraq 05-06
B/1/118 Inf, 218th BCT Afghan 07
I'm not stupid, I'm crazy...there is a difference.
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I told my dad I was going to call the cops on him once.
He told me "Thats fine cause it is going to take them a long time to get here"
He told me "Thats fine cause it is going to take them a long time to get here"
HHC 1/75 mtrs Apr 2000- dec 2003
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
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hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
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Everybody’s broke, so here’s the rule for Christmas this year: if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
I don't beleive I know this Dude, but I could drink some beer with this guy. LMFAO!
1st Ranger Bn 86-92, C Co, HHC, Bn COLT, RHQ 94-95 Ranger Class 14-87 MFF 05 May 88
"Life is like a drop zone, sometimes you just miss the whole damn thing!"
"Life is like a drop zone, sometimes you just miss the whole damn thing!"
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That is priceless- provided you didn't make the call.......Baseplate wrote:I told my dad I was going to call the cops on him once.
He told me "Thats fine cause it is going to take them a long time to get here"
If you want to be successful at anything, you'll need to develop a never quit attitude. Don't let life happen to you. Grab it by the throat and make life dance to your tune.
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he must've been an NCO somewhere!
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# "War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker." 10:00 AM Mar 16th via web
I knew it!
I knew it!
Doc Mac
Ranger Class 11-80
C.Co. WPNS 1/75 79-81
3rd Plt/498th Medevac 81-82
104th LRSD 92-93
422d CA BN (A) 94-97
118th ASOS 02-08
Ranger Class 11-80
C.Co. WPNS 1/75 79-81
3rd Plt/498th Medevac 81-82
104th LRSD 92-93
422d CA BN (A) 94-97
118th ASOS 02-08
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I bought the book on amazon and it's fucking hilarious. Highly recommend it to you guys since there's a story to most all of the quotes.
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I saw it in Barnes and Noble the other day. I might have to pick it up.
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HHC 1/75 RGR '99-'01
HHC 1/508 ABCT '01-'04
C co, HHC 2/1 IN '04-'07
C co, B co 1/24 IN '07-'11
D co 308th MI '12-'15
7th SFG(A) MICO '15-'18
C co 308th MI '18-Present
Keep your mind in hell and despair not.
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
HHC 1/75 RGR '99-'01
HHC 1/508 ABCT '01-'04
C co, HHC 2/1 IN '04-'07
C co, B co 1/24 IN '07-'11
D co 308th MI '12-'15
7th SFG(A) MICO '15-'18
C co 308th MI '18-Present
Keep your mind in hell and despair not.
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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William Shatner is playing the dad in the tv series. Not sure how well that translates to network tv.
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. wrote:Great book. Just read it the other day. Shatner? Seriously? WTF? I was thinking more along the lines of the dad from "That 70's Show" or maybe Dennis Leary.
., agree on both counts. Although, Shatner can be very sarcastic when required.
Rgrwest
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RC 13-87
C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
USASMA, 04 - Student
HHC, 1-30 INF, 3-3 ID, 04-06 (OPS SGM)
OPSGRP, JRTC, 06-07 (TF SGM)
G3, SETAF (Vicenza, Italy) 07-09 (G3 SGM)
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. wrote:Yeah he does have a unique humor, I just dont think he can pull off the grumpy yet lovable and witty old man Im picturing in my head with the dad in this book/show. I hope he nails it, because this book became an instant favorite of mine when i read it.
Likewise. I have passed my copy around to serveral who thought the same.
Rgrwest
RC 13-87
C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
USASMA, 04 - Student
HHC, 1-30 INF, 3-3 ID, 04-06 (OPS SGM)
OPSGRP, JRTC, 06-07 (TF SGM)
G3, SETAF (Vicenza, Italy) 07-09 (G3 SGM)
RC 13-87
C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
USASMA, 04 - Student
HHC, 1-30 INF, 3-3 ID, 04-06 (OPS SGM)
OPSGRP, JRTC, 06-07 (TF SGM)
G3, SETAF (Vicenza, Italy) 07-09 (G3 SGM)
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I think that some books simply don't need to be turned into shows or movies. Like "I hope they serve beer in hell". I refuse to watch the movie, but the book was excellent.rgrwest wrote:. wrote:Great book. Just read it the other day. Shatner? Seriously? WTF? I was thinking more along the lines of the dad from "That 70's Show" or maybe Dennis Leary.
., agree on both counts. Although, Shatner can be very sarcastic when required.
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Nomad wrote:I think that some books simply don't need to be turned into shows or movies. Like "I hope they serve beer in hell". I refuse to watch the movie, but the book was excellent.rgrwest wrote:. wrote:Great book. Just read it the other day. Shatner? Seriously? WTF? I was thinking more along the lines of the dad from "That 70's Show" or maybe Dennis Leary.
., agree on both counts. Although, Shatner can be very sarcastic when required.
yeah, it wasn't that great. I remembered some of the lines/stories, but you should pass. Tucker's actually got a cameo and he was playing it straight. I actually had trouble seeing this guy as "The Tucker Max".
A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long