Foreign Views of the U.S.

[panthersix]

Rather than fighting with dumbasses over shit that's history already, listen, learn and then bang as many of their women as possible and leave their crappy stink hole country with a well earned smile on your face :)

It's easier if you're not drinking but they are...sometimes you can't help but put a large icy beer mug to face when someone interrupts your buzz with anti-GW bullshit....;)

[Ranger Bill]

bang as many of their women as possible and leave their crappy stink hole country with a well earned smile on your face

Sage advice. It is generally imposiible to change someone's political views. And from my experience, the ladies down under are grateful for the pleasures of an American man.

[KW Driver]

and they like it when you call them Darlin'

[RangerX]

Fuck 'em.

To expand.... Fuck those fucking fuckers.

In all seriousness, I can honestly say I can't stand at least 70% (that's being generous) of Americans either. BUT, I can't stand most sheeple. You will find good & bad everywhere. If you look around Aussie land, you will find plenty of folks who have a high opinion of the US and anyone else who stands for liberty.

[Baseplate]

Everyone hates America but everyone wants to live in America. Jealousy is a strange thing

[IntelToad]

If it wasn't for the U.S., Australia would be the biggest island in the Japanese empire.

[Flesh Thorn]

Rangers,
Even the textbooks here are Anti-Bush/Anti-America. One example in particular that sticks in my mind happened in my English class. The example of sarcasm was "George Dubbya Bush and his weapons of Mass Distraction"

So how do they feel about our Manchurian Elect Obama ?

[Dan B 3/75]

There is a reason why many of our ancestors upped and got the fuck out of the "old countries".

They sucked...

They still do by comparison imo...

However, that comparison is distorted by those who value freedom, and those who do not.

Freedom means YOU decide, and you either succeed or FAIL as a result of YOUR decision. That is what our forefathers opted to do, and that is what many of us still believe and hold true.

Not so much in other lands.

European citizens absolutely fear freedom more so than do Americans, hence the socialist "safety net" systems in place, and hence their historically high unemployment rates compared to ours. Those fucking bastards won't even allow their citizens to carry arms for the most part.

Chicken shit bastards.

It has been my experience that foreigners see dollar signs floating over our heads, and while they profess their disdain for "cowboy" America, they sure as fuck are willing to take our cash.

Most foreign nations have a much higher concentration of limp wristed pussies than we do, however, that gap is closing. Their policy views are generally in line with their limp wristed faggotry, so seeing some one that holds a more conservative and realistic view of the world is shocking for them, and they resent it.

A buddy of mine showed me a technique that COMPLETELY eliminated the approaches of the foreign dollar hungry douches we would encounter from time to time. The technique is as follows:

Foreign dollar hungry douche: "Americans!!! Hey!!!!"
Dan: "American!? I'm Canadian eh."
Foreign dollar hungry douche: -------------> walks away upset that he won't get the mighty dollar.

This technique proved much easier and less likely to result in jail time than techniques involving physically removing said douche from your personal space.

It works well in many locales, as the locals that are looking to give an "American" a piece of their mind when they hear you speaking english become deflated when they "learn" you are a Canuck.

The only locals that would learn I was an American are those that shared a similar view of reality, as interesting conversations would ensue. While most Euro weenies support the socialist enslavement they live in, those that actually work for a living always proved to be appreciative of our system, and were fed up with supporting the leeches in their society with their hard work.

Tell em' your a Canuck, bang their wimin folk, mushroom stamp their foreheads before you leave, and whistle the star spangled banner as you walk out the door.

[dbmtrman]

Figures, that professors in other countries are liberal cocksuckers like the vast majority of college professors are in thin this country.

[panthersix]

Ranger panthersix, I can say I have been following that idea for the past 9 months! :D

Ranger Baseplate, I agree. Many people dislike it, but nearly everyone I know here wants to grow up and move to the U.S

Ranger Flesh Thorn: It sickens me to say this, but they absolutely LOVE him. They love the Obamacare plan and think he is the savior of the world. I have not found more than three people that prefer Bush to Obama. Apparently he can do no wrong, and is doing the RIGHT thing by wanting to leave Iraq and Afganistan, and by wanting to disarm our nuclear arsenal.


Another quick thing. This morning, our class was discussing possible jobs and what we wanted to do with our future. Of course, I told them I wanted to be an Army Ranger and rattled off some stats I have learned, and what it takes to get there. One classmate looked at me in disbelief and said "You want to risk your life fighting for your country? Is it that important?" I replied " Yeah.... wouldn't you?" He then said "No, its not that important, and plus, the world already doesn't like you, so we plan on letting the U.S. fight our wars!" I laughed, not knowing he was serious, then just shook my head and continued with my work. I think this kid needs a punch at lunch time to get his head on straight

know what "Sua Sponte" means? Now's the perfect time to practice it. Don't waste your time on assaulting the stupid or ignorant. Someone else will eventually get around to it. I'm glad you've "planting the flag" for the past 9 months :)