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RANGER513 wrote:An iced cold Redbull kinda rocks in the morning !
Pretty much any pale ale rocks inthe morning.
Beer - it isn't just for breakfast anymore.
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time to meet my friend hefeweizen
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If I was a scientist, mathematician, or anal probe operator, I would say that the number of random thought posts has declined
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RangerBob275 wrote:If I was a scientist, mathematician, or anal probe operator, I would say that the number of random thought posts has declined

That is because our Federal Government, hasn't allowed me to think randomly for the past 16 months.
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Some people just don't learn
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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"? But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
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I learned a vauluble lesson yesterday. Don't ask your pregnant wife " How was your day?" For some reason that question results in a total melt down of screaming and tears
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Baseplate wrote:I learned a vauluble lesson yesterday. Don't ask your pregnant wife " How was your day?" For some reason that question results in a total melt down of screaming and tears
Ranger Baseplate,

It doesn't get any better after the kid gets here either. My boys are 10 and 7, and that question can still bring about the total meltdown.
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bandycpa wrote:
Baseplate wrote:I learned a vauluble lesson yesterday. Don't ask your pregnant wife " How was your day?" For some reason that question results in a total melt down of screaming and tears
Ranger Baseplate,

It doesn't get any better after the kid gets here either. My boys are 10 and 7, and that question can still bring about the total meltdown.

In that case I think I may just go live in my tent in the wilderness for a few years
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