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K.Ingraham wrote:How come Chinese restaraunts never serve breakfast?
It's too hard to catch cats in the daytime?
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DrD wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:START YOUR DAY:

Laying in bed......sound asleep.......dreaming of Sandra Bullock.........

Then suddenly having a excited 25 pound daughter leaping off the top rope and pile-driving her knee into your stomach while yelling " GOOD MORNING " to start your day off !

:shock:
Ok, Ranger Ranger513... I am trying to picture this. Exactly what top rope is she jumping off of? I can tell ya, there are no tarzan ropes over my bed. Then again... I suppose I could be missing out on something interesting. Details?
I suppose you don't have a mirror either.
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Jim wrote: I suppose you don't have a mirror either.
*sigh* I don't. I am such a sexually repressed "good girl." :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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DrD wrote:
Jim wrote: I suppose you don't have a mirror either.
*sigh* I don't. I am such a sexually repressed "good girl." :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, o.k. I'll take one for the team and volunteer to change that for ya.


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RANGER513 wrote:
DrD wrote: *sigh* I don't. I am such a sexually repressed "good girl." :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, o.k. I'll take one for the team and volunteer to change that for ya.

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Aaaawww... sweet... you'll take one for the team?! That's love for your brothers. Love, I tell ya. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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DrD wrote:
Jim wrote: I suppose you don't have a mirror either.
*sigh* I don't. I am such a sexually repressed "good girl." :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well If you would turn that crackberry off for a little bit ......... :D
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Flesh Thorn wrote:
DrD wrote:
Jim wrote: I suppose you don't have a mirror either.
*sigh* I don't. I am such a sexually repressed "good girl." :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well If you would turn that crackberry off for a little bit ......... :D
Hey. I am addicted. Cell phones anonymous here I come. Don't pressure an addict, Ranger Flesh Thorn. :wink: :lol: :lol:
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With all the political BS moving to American Samoa is sounding better and better.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

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the world looks different from the back of a horse ....
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rgrpuck wrote:the world looks different from the back of a horse ....

And if the world were fair, horses would ride half the time!
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Wondering what dinner will be at a Korean-redneck wedding ...
cat...
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Wondering what dinner will be at a Korean-redneck wedding ...
So, will you be having the steak with kim-chi, or bul-go-gi with cornbread? And if your skin feels numb after only two glasses of punch...that's normal.
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Remember you can't get original Korean food if it is chicken.
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powerpoint can go to hell
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FloridaMP wrote:powerpoint can go to hell
Pretty sure it is already based there. Ya know... a tool of Satan for driving us all insane. :lol: :lol:
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