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Lunch wrote:
ZoneIV wrote:
Lunch wrote:My wife is guest teaching in Bolder, CO this week and she brought me with her...life is good.
Boulder Colorado......the epicenter of California liberalism in Colorado....
True...didn't say I liked the politics here (and what the fuck is up with all the wool hats when it's 60 degrees?)...but the food is great, I'm just hanging out eating and drinking, and it is snowing at home today.
It is a cool place if it weren't for the people!! :roll:
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They keep highway 34 to Estes open year round.

To get there just take I-25 North to Highway 34 and head west. It will take you about an hour to 90 minutes to get to Estes Park.
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Leaving DC on Sunday... heading to Colorado via Utah... Wednesday can't come fast enough!
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Flu mist day. questionnaire asks if I'm pregnant. I can circle I don't know, No, and Yes. I go with I don't know. it's factual. next question, do you want a test? nope. after the whole Squadron gets through I have to ask one of my Hawk pilots a question and Doc's there.

"So uh, KW, I noticed a lot of the KW pilots didn't know if they're pregnant, but the Blackhawk pilots all seem to know they aren't."

"Well Sir, I'm a scout. I'm supposed to report what I see and nothing else, no interpretations of what I think I see. I don't know if I'm pregnant or not. Those fucking hawk drivers are making assumptions. but no, I don't want the test and for god's sake, don't tell me the ultra-sound either!"
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Sons of Anarchy rocks
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After retirement why is that some who wear the tabs (plural) lose their integrity, their honor, and turn into fucking dicks?






Didn't wear a scroll though.
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Wonder if flashing the techie across the hall would get his attention for some assistance with some of the more esoteric issues related to these upgrades ....

Then again, maybe just a trail of Doritos to my CPU would work .....

I am on my way...does that ease your mind? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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yes, everyone knows that I eat doritos when getting flashed!
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C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
rgrwest wrote:yes, everyone knows that I eat doritos when getting flashed!
Ranger rgrwest,

Gee ... it can't get much sexier than that. Or can it??? :wink:

Guess I'll have to start practicing screaming OH GOD if you're heading this way! 8) :lol:
If you have to practice, someone hasn't been doing their job right. 8) 8) 8)
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C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
USASMA, 04 - Student
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:wink: :wink: :wink: bout all I got to say about that.
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RC 13-87
C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
USASMA, 04 - Student
HHC, 1-30 INF, 3-3 ID, 04-06 (OPS SGM)
OPSGRP, JRTC, 06-07 (TF SGM)
G3, SETAF (Vicenza, Italy) 07-09 (G3 SGM)
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An SOP that only a few people are aware of is called a rumor.
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I'm liking these currency exchange rates.
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