A retired man, trying to find something interesting to occupy his time, went into the Job Center in downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, MT, that's about 550 miles from here."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?" "No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."
I am sending this email from my spot in Colorado, I just may get the job!! Please send me a coat and some gloves!!
Retired man's job opportunity
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
http://www.ranger.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 3537
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Re: Retired man's job opportunity
Just remember for every "Penthouse Pet" there are fifty "People from Wal-Mart" hotties!!!
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HARD TIMES DON'T LAST, HARD MEN DO!
60 mm Mortar Crew
Jan 89-Feb 91
Rio Hato
HARD TIMES DON'T LAST, HARD MEN DO!
Re: Retired man's job opportunity
that's fucking generous odds.Ranger Hix wrote:Just remember for every "Penthouse Pet" there are fifty "People from Wal-Mart" hotties!!!
ask any EMT/doc about their rotations... the ER is an ugly enough place.
A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
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200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long