Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
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Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
Michael Jackson is still dead!
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
We still have two more days of waiting to see if he is resurected.Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
Jim wrote:We still have two more days of waiting to see if he is resurected.Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
Not if Obama resurrects him!
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
Oh, yeah, I forgot to factor that into the equasion.Silverback wrote:Jim wrote:We still have two more days of waiting to see if he is resurected.Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
Not if Obama resurrects him!
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
However in a surprising turn of events reporters state that his nose is still in intensive care and refuses to die, after 17 surguries it's taken a lickin but it keeps on tickin. or sniffin that is.Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
This news has shaken everyone in 2nd Batt
RLTW!
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
McCauley Culkin's sugar daddy.....SupplyRanger wrote:Michael who?
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
I thought you were going to say that he was faking his death.Cliv03 wrote:Wasn't he the voice of the unicorns on Candy Mountain????
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
So is Francisco Franco!Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
(gee, I just showed my age)
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
rgrokelley wrote:So is Francisco Franco!Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
(gee, I just showed my age)
Finally...I thought I was the only one.
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
At least his death fixed all the problems we were having. It must have since now it's the only thing on all the news channels.
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Re: Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS
Rangerguru wrote:At least his death fixed all the problems we were having. It must have since now it's the only thing on all the news channels.
Congress did a high five. They were able to pass the cap and trade act with no news reports at all. Who gives a shit if the Congressional switchboards were shut down due to calls telling the representatives to vote no! In a monarchy you do not need to listen to the people, you only have to do what you think is best for them.
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RS - DHG 5-85