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Jenny Lynn
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Going home and having a shot of Lismore Pure Single Highland Malt, after how went down I just might make it two :twisted:
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Jenny Lynn wrote:Going home and having a shot of Lismore Pure Single Highland Malt, after how today went down I just might make it two :twisted:
ah dang it, I hit the quote button instead of the edit button, dang I haven't even had one of my shots yet, God help me.
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Going home and having a shot of Lismore Pure Single Highland Malt, after how today went down I just might make it two :twisted:
ah dang it, I hit the quote button instead of the edit button, dang I haven't even had one of my shots yet, God help me.
Gotta take your time and sip it..........

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, things could be worse!
You could be on fire
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rgrokelley wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:

Gotta take your time and sip it..........

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, things could be worse!
You could be on fire
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Yep. And when they find your charred remains, discover you were pregnant with a homeless mans baby.
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, things could be worse!
You could be on fire
Yep. And when they find your charred remains, discover you were pregnant with a homeless mans baby.
Ahh, all this talk of fire and charred remains, just warms the cockles, doesn't it?

Merry Christmas! :D
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote: Yep. And when they find your charred remains, discover you were pregnant with a homeless mans baby.
and the homeless guy was a leg from France
Stick it in and twist...
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Silverback wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote: Yep. And when they find your charred remains, discover you were pregnant with a homeless mans baby.
and the homeless guy was a leg from France
Stick it in and twist...
Wow, I'm totally lost beginning with this thread's last few posts, it's ok I had a shot of the Lismore before signing on and the world is a happy place again :D :lol:
Have a wonderful evening. Jenny
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RangerX wrote:
rgrpuck wrote: with a tennis racket
Use kindergartners as bait.....
Midgets are more effective... besides there are less "legal complications".
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Yep. And when they find your charred remains, discover you were pregnant with a homeless mans baby. and the homeless guy was a leg from France
Stick it in and twist...
Wow, I'm totally lost beginning with this thread's last few posts...
Well, it appears, while you were having a bad day, some dirty, homeless leg from Canada/France impregnated you, you caught on fire, died, and someone found your remains, and that of a leg-baby inside you.
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ANGRYCivilian wrote:
Yep. And when they find your charred remains, discover you were pregnant with a homeless mans baby. and the homeless guy was a leg from France
Stick it in and twist...
Wow, I'm totally lost beginning with this thread's last few posts...
Well, it appears, while you were having a bad day, some dirty, homeless leg from Canada/France impregnated you, you caught on fire, died, and someone found your remains, and that of a leg-baby inside you.
ANGRYCivilian, Thanks for the English translation from AR.comese.
Wow x'2 me thinks I need to get me a bottle of something stronger then Lismore, that's some serious stuff I need to battle and conquer. Jenny
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Screw happy holidays. A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR to all.
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502in62 wrote:Screw happy holidays. A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR to all.

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Only 6 shopping days left till christmas.
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