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rgrokelley
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Jenny Lynn wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:Boudicca said
Have you ever noticed when men get old they lose their ass? They kinda look like toad frogs standing up.
Yea....I noticed. You got a point? :cry: You ever noticed that when women get old their asses get about two axe handles wide and look like they have been mashed flat and injected with a combination of Jelly and Cottage Cheese?

Jenny wrote
Thank you Divine Sister of The Yellow Ribbon,
THOU SPEAKETH BLASPHEMOMY unclean wench! Know thee not thou heritage???? RIBBON? Thou hath angered thine Pastor lowly vermin! For thou speaketh of things thou knoweth nothing of.

Thou shalt research and discover thine ways or thine Pastor will causeth great trevail to fall upon thee. Learneth thou, what Yellow River meaneth and come thee back and tell me, wench for every Ranger who attendeth the suck knoweth of this place. Thou shalt have 24 hours to reseach and report thee thine findings or thout will incurreth great consternation at mine hand.

And Sisters, thou shalt not assisteth thine hand maiden for she speaketh only to ME!
To the almighty Reverend Pastor, I your humble servant is thoroughly remorse in the lapse in correct recital spoken today.
I ask forgiveness of you for my misquoting the meaning of DSOTYR, which I know stands for Divine Sister of the Yellow River.
I will be honest here and say I’m not 100% sure but I believe the reference to the Yellow River is symbolic to the swamp training along the Yellow River bordering Elgin Air Force Base in the Florida panhandle during the Ranger School Swamp Phase; this training and successful completion is just one of many accomplishments a soldier must meet in order to earn their Ranger Tab.
It was a momentary lapse in reasoning that will never happen again. I have written 100 times Divine Sister of the Yellow River so as not to make this grievous mistake ever again.
I have already increased said pushups to 1000 for I alone am responsible for this my most grievous sin. I am deeply ashamed that my recollection of “DSOTYRâ€
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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

RangerBob275 wrote:Scientists think that over 75% of the universe is made of dark matter and energy. Dark matter cannot be directly observed. So you we are missing 75% of what is here.

If you read this, you might cause your brain to explode.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_matter
What can I say... I've been busy. :wink:
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Post by Boudicca »

Anyone ever heard of the "perfume river"?
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Post by Warriorwife »

Boudicca wrote:Anyone ever heard of the "perfume river"?

:?: :?:
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Post by Black 6 »

Sure am getting sick of this shit.
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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

Tell me this isn't the start of a bad joke...

You have a CSM, a MAJ and a GS-15 (civilian LTC equivalent) now throw an LT into the middle.....
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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Jenny Lynn
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Post by Jenny Lynn »

I can get away with alot wearing a Stewie mask :D
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Post by GSXRanger »

I love walking with Johnnie Blue on a nice chilly eve. Goes perfectly with a nice hand rolled robusto.
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Post by Darksaga »

Little Johnny... the funniest little bastard to ever walk the planet.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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By the time the election is over, I'm going to be so tired of all the bullshit from both sides that I won't care who wins.......and I think that's the way they planned it.
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chichi
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Post by chichi »

Sometimes I
Sits and
Thinks and
Sometimes I
just sits.

Cheech
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Post by KW Driver »

chichi wrote:Sometimes I
Sits and
Thinks and
Sometimes I
just sits.

Cheech
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I can't believe I am still digesting mexican food from two days ago.
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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

Things just don't seem as funny as they were a few days ago....
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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ANGRYCivilian
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Well, another smooth election under the belt.
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